And Then Jesus Gave Me Milk and Oreos

(Post originally published March, 2011)

The #1 New York Times bestseller is the book you see above. It’s sold over 1.5 million copies and is in the nonfiction section of libraries.  Right.

Todd Burpo, seven years old, had “lifesaving” surgery – died – and then came back to write the book.  He and his parents (his father is a pastor) have been hustling it ever since.

Young Burpo got to sit on Jesus’s lap, next to God, and noticed all the formerly old people were young again.  He saw his grandpa (who now had big wings) and all the angels sang to him. This kid shovels some serious horseshit.

I’m not mocking anyone’s religion nor their belief in God.  I am pointing out that the true religion here is capitalism and religious hawkers have been hustling suckers for money since 1-minute after Jesus was born.  I’m also sorry that in times like these, many people seek comfort in just about anything.

Hey kid, did Jesus tell you to give all of your God-sponsored riches to the poor?  Maybe you didn’t hear that part – and your clever parents certainly aren’t going to tell you.

UPDATE: This book has now sold 8-million copies … so Jesus told the kid to write a sequel, “Heaven Is For Real – For Kids” including some stories the kid forgot in the first one. Now there’s also an AUDIO BOOK (young Burpo reads it) and an APP which you can voice-over yourself.  Luckily, all these are being released just in time for Christmas.  Holy shit!

7 Responses to “And Then Jesus Gave Me Milk and Oreos”

  1. Bill says:

    Holy horseshit.

  2. Miles says:

    It is very hard to find practiced persons on that matter, nevertheless, you sound like you are aware of exactly what you are writing about! Thanks

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