A Dark Eye for a Dark Eye; A Truth for a Truth

Blair Thomas is a biblical scholar and his popular blog, “The Darkened Eye” appears under the “Recommended Blogs” section of the Opinion Page in our local newspaper, the  Democrat & Chronicle.  Basically Mr. Thomas cites one of my favorite quotes from the Bible which concerns the “anti-christ”.

Zechariah 11:17 (King James Version)

“Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! the sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.

Blair then showed a cover from Time magazine and other pictures to support his belief that President Obama was the anti-christ!


Now I, myself, have been looking for the anti-christ for years to defend my family, friends, and cats from the preaching of this evil devil.  Mr. Thomas and I – both Biblical scholars of some repute – AGREE there is an anti-christ living among us today.  We just DISAGREE about who it is.  He believes the “Dark Right Eye Award” goes to President Obama.  I believe the winner is Arnold Swartzenager. (Tuesday the Cat believes the anti-christ was Morris the Cat – but she’s reading a Cat-techism, not the Bible.)

My proof?  Lookee here:


ALL darkened right eyes!  It’s clear to me, ARNOLD is the Anti-Christ – and this right-wing foreigner posed nude and married into the Kennedy family! ww

What more proof do we need?

One Response to “A Dark Eye for a Dark Eye; A Truth for a Truth”

  1. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    NO!! The anti-Christ is the young Jewish Dr. from Brighton that gave me testosterone shots and told me I had to keep taking them because my body would quit making testosterone if I stopped. What he didn’t tell me was if I quit taking the shots my balls would dhrivel up and disappear. Although it appears that now would be a pre-requisite for shooting a President who ran his mouth at a play, The Anti-Christ de-balled me. I want my balls back. Be scared, be very scared.

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