25 Messages From Your Bartender

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1. DON’T fail to have your money ready.
We’re waiting on you. Everyone else is waiting on us. Therefore, by the Transitive Property of Equality, everyone is waiting on you.

2. DON’t whistle. Just don’t.
You whistle at dogs, not people.

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