Archive for August, 2021

Kiss Me You Tool

Tuesday, August 31st, 2021

We All Know Who Did

Sunday, August 29th, 2021

Despite their new commercial, Fuji did not pioneer film.

Colonoscopy Monday

Friday, August 27th, 2021
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After her husband died of colon cancer, Katie Couric raised awareness of the disease by having an exam on national TV. National examination rates rose by 20%.

In 1999, I had serious Stage III Colon Cancer.  At Stage IV, you don’t buy green banana’s – so it’s good to be checked regularly after 50.

You can even watch your own colonoscopy on video while it’s happening but it’s pretty boring.  That’s why I asked the Doctor if I could watch Katie’s colon instead?  Without a word he signaled the nurse for more medication and I woke up in the recovery room.

Here are some other things you should NOT say during your colonoscopy:

1. ‘Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!’

2. ‘Can you hear me NOW?’

3. ‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

4. ‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’

5. ‘Next time, can I play the ventriloquist?’

And my favorite:

‘Do ya think you could you write a note telling everyone my head’s not up there?’

Colonoscopies aren’t fun (for most people) but they’re MUCH better than colon cancer.  Trust me.

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Will America Ever Learn?

Thursday, August 26th, 2021

America is crawling out of Afghanistan bloodied, demoralized, and pretty much disgusted with everything Mid-Eastern.

And what did we gain from 20-years of endless war?

A knowledge that we can’t run every other country in the world. We can’t control – much less stop – foreign, sectarian violence.

We can’t even do that in our own country.

Christmas Preview @ 4-mos

Thursday, August 26th, 2021

Don’t Forget Vietnam and Korea

Wednesday, August 25th, 2021

Speed It Up A Little, Flat-Face

Tuesday, August 24th, 2021

Mammy

Monday, August 23rd, 2021

Yahoo Population Control

Monday, August 23rd, 2021

COVID-19 IS A HOAX

Sunday, August 22nd, 2021