Archive for May 16th, 2021

Tiger Escapes Suburbs

Sunday, May 16th, 2021

India, the Bengali tiger who ran horrified through the suburbs of west Houston, Texas is now home. The magnificent cat quickly trotted back into his enclosure after experiencing the “joys” of suburban life.

India wasn’t impressed by any of it. He couldn’t decide which was worse: a lifetime of pampered confinement or being chased around by a throng, of crazies carrying guns while wearing over-sized, cowboy hats and ridiculous western boots.

I feel ya, India. Your biggest enemy now is boredom.

Good Message

Sunday, May 16th, 2021

Colleen Oliver

2htaSponsoreudd  · Nothing worse than losing a friend because they didn’t think they had anyone to talk to who understands what they may be going through. Even in my own struggles my phone is always on, door is always open and a drink can easily be poured. Doing a real friend check. Support each other. I need eight people posting the message not sharing it, to show you’re always there when someone needs to talk.

Elephant Piss

Sunday, May 16th, 2021

Republicans are now the putrid party of:
treasonous, deadly riots against our Gov’t,
the sex-trafficking of underage kids, and
disproved delusions of Asswipe’s Big Lie
.

If you’re in the GOPee today, you’re not worth
a glass of warm piss. And with Asswipe, Cruz,
Jordan, and McCarthy, urine good company.

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