Archive for November, 2020

When You’re Screwing Other Women (Think of Me)

Sunday, November 29th, 2020

Asswipe Has Lost Georgia 5-Times!

Saturday, November 28th, 2020

This Whiney, Little Cocksplat …

Friday, November 27th, 2020

. . . is setting you up!

“Rigged Election” my ass! There REALLY WAS a rigged US Presidential election in 2016. It was by the RUSSIANS and confirmed by 17-US Intelligence Agencies.

The Orange Whine-O chose to believe Putin and the Russians instead of our guys and now he has a new bullshit con. He’s collecting millions of dollars from his stupid saps to get himself out of debt and pay off his legal bills under the guise of: trump-2024. Pure horseshit!

When I lived in New York, I saw the 3-card Monte cons with their cardboard boxes on the sidewalk everyday. Stupid tourists would have their dollars snatched, the box kicked away, and the con would run into an alley before the dolts knew what hit them!

That was sad – but what’s worse is watching gullible, yahoo trumpets VOLUNTARILY handing their money to the biggest con of all!

Thanksgiving Is A Turkey

Thursday, November 26th, 2020
“We’ll trade you that drumstick for 1000-chips at your new casino.”

Ah, Thanksgiving – the Great American Pig-Out. A holiday devoted to unabashed gluttony. Which is kind of funny in America.

Why a nation founded by  Puritans, Pilgrims, and Prigs would choose one of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS as a way to celebrate is a little strange. Also, turkeys are a meat entree no one would choose if the menu included steaks, chops, and shrimp. Tradition always demands unthinking, repetitive rituals which prohibit creativity and originality.

So I came up with an idea to make us appear less mindlessly traditional and hypocritical.

For a national holiday, maybe we could change it up a bit featuring a different deadly sin every year. I went through the list of the others – greed, sloth, wrath, lust, envy, and pride – and I have a personal favorite for next year’s star sin:

… Lust!

Lust has kind of a bad reputation in America but that’s why it needs a national holiday.  How would we celebrate it?  The possibilities are endless but I haven’t worked out all the details yet.

Next year on Thanksgiving would you rather be hungry – or horny?  Wait! This is America – let’s celebrate both!

10-non-traditional ways to celebrate:

I had the BEST Thanksgiving EVER …

Thursday, November 26th, 2020

… when I was 22- and living in Manhattan. My gal-pal, Celeste, was a MAW (Model, Actress, Whatever) – heart-pounding beautiful, funny, and a vegan. She cooked me a Thanksgiving dinner featuring tofu turkey. It was terrible.

Celeste and I spent the whole afternoon in bed, smoking weed, drinking wine, and watching “King Kong” on TV. We especially appreciated the Empire State Building scene filmed just a few blocks from where we laid.

I thought my life could never get any better than it was at that very moment.

I was right.


Getting Ready For Thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 25th, 2020

And Let The WH Door Hit You In The Ass!

Tuesday, November 24th, 2020

Check Your Lobes!

Monday, November 23rd, 2020

Do you have an ear lobe crease?  If you do, your chances of having a heart attack increase by 30 – 70% depending on which study you read.  Index finger longer than your ring finger?  Another bad sign.  Short legs too?  Buddy, you may not even get a piece of Thanksgiving turkey.

There are many body indicators that can predict heart attacks.  Scientists just don’t know why they do – and can’t agree on their significance.  That’s too bad because 50% of all deaths in Western countries come from heart attacks and associated diseases. And the first symptom of most heart attacks is also the last one: a heart attack that kills you.

So if you have any of these symptoms and want to live longer, you should probably eat less, exercise more, and give up smoking.  And if you don’t have any of the symptoms, you should probably do the exact same things.

UPDATE:  It doesn’t take much to amuse me (a necessity for writing – and reading – this blog) but I take great pleasure in the thought of  a few thousand people worldwide actually looking at their lobes or their fingers because of this post.  Call me superficial.  Thank you.

Earlobes and heart disease:

There IS A God, Donnie Jr.!

Sunday, November 22nd, 2020

This Week: Rudy Perspirani

Saturday, November 21st, 2020