Archive for June 17th, 2020

Only SNOWFLAKES Wear Masks!

Wednesday, June 17th, 2020

Trumptards: going to the big Nazi rally in Tulsa on Saturday? Ottasight! Make sure you DON’T wear masks, DO crowd together, and CHEER as loudly as you can!

Here’s some ‘rithmatic for those of you who went beyond the 3rd grade: The CDC says about 8% of unprotected people in large groups in enclosed places for long periods of time will contract the Corona-19 virus.

That means about 2-thousand of you will leave the arena with a special gift in addition to the free “FUCK BIDEN” button you’ll receive.

The CDC also says initial tracking studies show the average exposed Covid-19 patient will infect 4- to 5- ADDITIONAL people! Isn’t that great?!

It tells me President Asswipe is generously giving the country something more than nude pictures of his wife with another woman.

‘Niagara’ Marilyn Monroe (1953)

Wednesday, June 17th, 2020