Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

Last October I predicted there was only a 50/50 chance President Asswipe would run for reelection. People thought I was being ridiculous.

To me, there were too many negative factors affecting his candidacy: the Mueller report, his health, his inability to rise in the approval polls, his rotten personality, the indictments against him, his impeachment, many people quitting his administration, and the very real possibility he would lose bigley.

The only factor keeping Asswipe afloat? The ECONOMY.

The economy today? About 50-50 between success and disaster.

RUT-ROW, trumpets!

If I were in a casino and had a huge pile of chips to bet on either Black or Red, I’d take the smart bet.

I’d gather my chips and walk out the door.

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(A possibility: resignation in exchange for dropping all legal proceedings.)

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Today marks about 5 weeks of quarantine. I’ve been running a mile everyday, and drinking 1.5 gallons of water. I cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel fantastic!

Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day. I have no idea whose post this is, but I am really proud of them.

….Thanks, Merrill

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There’s nothing sadder than an accordion player with a beeper.

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Thanks, Bill