Archive for April, 2020

They Laughed When I Said He Might Not Run …

Thursday, April 30th, 2020

Last October I predicted there was only a 50/50 chance President Asswipe would run for reelection. People thought I was being ridiculous.

To me, there were too many negative factors affecting his candidacy: the Mueller report, his health, his inability to rise in the approval polls, his rotten personality, the indictments against him, his impeachment, many people quitting his administration, and the very real possibility he would lose bigley.

The only factor keeping Asswipe afloat? The ECONOMY.

The economy today? About 50-50 between success and disaster.

RUT-ROW, trumpets!

If I were in a casino and had a huge pile of chips to bet on either Black or Red, I’d take the smart bet.

I’d gather my chips and walk out the door.


(A possibility: resignation in exchange for dropping all legal proceedings.)


Thursday, April 30th, 2020


Wednesday, April 29th, 2020

Today marks about 5 weeks of quarantine. I’ve been running a mile everyday, and drinking 1.5 gallons of water. I cut out ALL meat, sugar, dairy and flour. I feel fantastic!

Zero alcohol, a healthy vegan diet, gluten free, caffeine free, sugar free and a 30 minute home workout each day. I have no idea whose post this is, but I am really proud of them.

….Thanks, Merrill


A Spoonful Of Clorox

Tuesday, April 28th, 2020

Funny, He Was Fine The Day Before …

Monday, April 27th, 2020

He Cooked ME Breakfast!

Sunday, April 26th, 2020

Sorry, Ladies – He’s Already Taken

Sunday, April 26th, 2020

There’s nothing sadder than an accordion player with a beeper.

. t r u m p i e s .

Saturday, April 25th, 2020


Oh, Go Ahead, trumpets

Friday, April 24th, 2020

Pants On Fire

Friday, April 24th, 2020

Thanks, Bill