Archive for March 23rd, 2020

Thank You, Gov. Tate Reeves!

Monday, March 23rd, 2020

Mississippi Governor Tater Reeves doesn’t think much about this whole Corona Virus mess. He refuses to close his state’s beaches, thinks the whole thing is overblown, and suggests Mississippians “wash their hands more … and pray.”

Mississippi is important to America. It’s the state against which all other states measure themselves to feel better. Mississippi holds up the other 49-states in education, health care, and overall, general intelligence. Alabama’s state motto is, “Thank God for Mississippi!

Mississippi balances out their dismal-living scores by leading the nation in alligators, poisonous snakes, and large bugs (often mistaken for small birds.) ‘Hee-Haw’ is the #1-rated show on its local PBS.

A lot of people think New Yorkers look down on Mississippi. That’s not true. We can’t even see that far.

Dumbfuckery

Monday, March 23rd, 2020

Thanks, Howard