Archive for February, 2020

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Saturday, February 29th, 2020

Live By The Sword …

Friday, February 28th, 2020

The Face Force

Friday, February 28th, 2020

The ONLY Way Democrats Can Win

Thursday, February 27th, 2020

Google: ‘NYT Dems Can Win’

I said this before. Glad the Times agrees.

Albert Einstein Or Marilyn Monroe?

Thursday, February 27th, 2020

I have a mild case of prosopagnosia, a difficulty distinguishing faces. So if we pass each other on the street and I say ‘hello,’ no need to respond. I probably think you’re someone else.

Optical Illusions:

Don’t Be An Ash-Hole Today

Wednesday, February 26th, 2020

It would NOT be a good idea today to wipe that  unattractive smudge from your friend’s forehead. Today is Ash Wednesday – an important Holy Day for Catholics.

Of course, few Catholics remember why they get the smudge. I think it has something to do with the day America converted from coal to electricity,  or a remembrance of the day Tammi Faye Baker converted to Catholicism, or what you would look like after confessing to a mortal sin on Saturday afternoon, doing your penance – getting to third base with your girl Saturday night – then dying in a horrible car accident before you got to Communion Sunday morning. I forget – something like that.

Foreheads get a lot of play in different cultures.  Indians get color-coded dots – which is why we sensitively call them “dotheads.”  Muslims wrap them in turbans (“towelheads.”)  And there are a few which believe the forehead holds a “third eye.”  Holy optometrist!  OK – so I forgot the name of triple eyeballers.  Give me a break – I’m Italian! (slapping his forehead.)

Ash Wednesday:

Be There In A GIFee

Tuesday, February 25th, 2020

GIF = Graphic Interchange Format (A short, moving internet film clip.)

Tuesday Weld – The Wild One

Monday, February 24th, 2020

Tuesday Weld:

Tuesday today.

Her Mom said, “Tuesday’s image was … she was raised by wolves.”

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Sunday, February 23rd, 2020
Yours or Anyone Else’s.

For Doyle & Debbie Fans:

Saturday, February 22nd, 2020