Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion

Google: ‘NYT Dems Can Win’

I said this before. Glad the Times agrees.

I have a mild case of prosopagnosia, a difficulty distinguishing faces. So if we pass each other on the street and I say ‘hello,’ no need to respond. I probably think you’re someone else.

Optical Illusions:  https://www.google.com/

It would NOT be a good idea today to wipe that  unattractive smudge from your friend’s forehead. Today is Ash Wednesday – an important Holy Day for Catholics.

Of course, few Catholics remember why they get the smudge. I think it has something to do with the day America converted from coal to electricity,  or a remembrance of the day Tammi Faye Baker converted to Catholicism, or what you would look like after confessing to a mortal sin on Saturday afternoon, doing your penance – getting to third base with your girl Saturday night – then dying in a horrible car accident before you got to Communion Sunday morning. I forget – something like that.

Foreheads get a lot of play in different cultures.  Indians get color-coded dots – which is why we sensitively call them “dotheads.”  Muslims wrap them in turbans (“towelheads.”)  And there are a few which believe the forehead holds a “third eye.”  Holy optometrist!  OK – so I forgot the name of triple eyeballers.  Give me a break – I’m Italian! (slapping his forehead.)

Ash Wednesday:  https://www.google.com

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Tuesday Weld:  https://www.google.com/

Her Mom said, “Tuesday’s image was … she was raised by wolves.” http://elviswomen.greggers.net/