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My Choice: Mike Bloomberg

Monday, January 27th, 2020

OK, Republican America. You want a New York billionaire who’s not a slimeball, scum-sucking whackjob? Have I got a guy for you! Meet Mike Bloomberg.

Bloomberg appeals to Democrats for his realistic healthcare initiatives, rational gun-control limits, pro-immigration+Dreamers stance, and clean-environment positions.

He appeals to Republicans for his common sense fiscal policies, his opposition to the trade wars, his strong law and order policies, and his experience as a successful 3-time mayor of New York City.

You can read more about him here:

I really like Bernie, Biden, Buttigieg, and Warren but I think they’d have a harder time beating President Asswipe and the Russians.

Bloomberg also has the money to run a successful campaign. Forbes puts his fortune at $54-billion dollars and he’s not afraid to spend it on himself or other Democratic candidates.

For Vice-President? Kamala Harris.


Monday, January 27th, 2020