Archive for December 4th, 2019

How Does It Feel, Asswipe?

Wednesday, December 4th, 2019

I felt sorry for him for a second. Really. World leaders at the NATO conference were giggling at trumpass’s incompetence, inappropriateness, and bumbling bullshit. I guess the ‘Whiner-In-Chief’s’ feelings were hurt so he cancelled the press conference and jetted back to America.

Well suck it up, Snowflake. Let’s remember all the people you’ve mimicked, mocked, and humiliated in public. If I wrote cliches, I’d say “Payback’s a bitch, ain’t it?”

This move made you the first American President in history to be laughed off an entire continent.

But the real reason you left so soon might be that Melania was beginning to crave a second helping of hot, Canadian bacon.

Asswipe Trying To Bully

Wednesday, December 4th, 2019