Archive for December, 2019

Regrettable New Year’s Eve Pictures

Tuesday, December 31st, 2019

Passed out woman using pizza slice as pillow.

Most Embarrassing Drunk Pictures:  https://www.google.com/

This dope will have to scrub himself off with a doozy of a hangover.

‘Airplane’ (Sooo Politically Incorrect!)

Tuesday, December 31st, 2019
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TRAILER:  https://youtu.be/07pPmCfKi3U

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Best Clips  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDXQdgx_QU

My Mom, Bettie Page

Monday, December 30th, 2019
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“God…What a Bod.” (High School saying)

In 2008, legendary pinup queen Bettie Page had a heart attack and shortly thereafter died of pneumonia. She was 85. Although her name may not be familiar to you, it would be hard to find anyone over the age of 30 who could not recognize Ms. Page from the 20,000 racy photographs taken of her in the late ‘40’s and ‘50’s.  Betty Page (born: Bettina Delpaggio) was my Mother. The “nudism gene” must be genetically inherited. 

Along with Hugh Hefner and Marilyn Monroe, Ms. Page is regarded as one of the pioneers in the sexual revolution of the ‘60’s. Without shame – she was most often photographed naked, nearly naked, or in a daring (for the 1950’s) bikini on a California beach.

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“Do your homework! NOW!”

Ms. Page was even featured in ‘Bondage & Discipline’ images although she didn’t quite “get” the motif. “Why would anyone want to be tied-up?” she was quoted as asking. Her photos were found in sleazy men’s mags of the times, under the beds of teen boys, and proudly published by ‘Nudism & Nature’ periodicals.

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“Of course he should release his tax returns.”

“She captured the imagination of a generation of men and women with her free spirit and unabashed sensuality,” said agent Mark Roesler in a written statement. “She is the embodiment of beauty.”

A private funeral service was held for Ms. Page in Los Angeles. She was buried at Westwood Cemetery just a few feet away from Marilyn Monroe.  RIP, Mama.  Pages of Page: www.google.com

Bettie Page: https://www.google.com/

Bettie coined the phrase, “Keep Calm and Buy Shoes.”

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Do I Want Him Removed?

Sunday, December 29th, 2019

Incredibly someone asked me if I wanted Asswipe removed from office. She was shocked by my answer.

“If I had my choice,” I said, “I’d prefer he die.”

“Look,” I continued, “he’s going to die someday anyway. To me, sooner is better than later and my opinion isn’t going to affect it one way or the other. So what the hell?”

“Hell is a real place,” she replied. And a place, it seems, to which I might go if I continued to hold such hateful thoughts.

I forgot most people who believe in God believe in hell.

“Do you believe in hell?” she asked without smiling.

“Well, 17-Democratic candidates dully speaking onstage for 2-hours was pretty close.”

EOD (End of discussion.)

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Sunday, December 29th, 2019

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Friday, December 27th, 2019

‘Potato Salad’ (1944) The Ross Sisters

Friday, December 27th, 2019

You can skip the 1st minute but then … be amazed!

The Ross Sisters: https://www.google.com/

All You Need To Know …

Thursday, December 26th, 2019

Don’t bother commenting if you’re a trumpet. I don’t argue politics with trumpets or 8-year olds. For the same reasons.