Archive for August, 2019

August 31, 2019

Saturday, August 31st, 2019

Another mass shooting? Oh well. Move on. Nothing to see here.

If no reasonable gun controls occured after a murderer killed 20-children and six staff members at an elementary school in 2012, nothing’s going to change now.

This is America. The NRA stuffs the wallets of our Congressmen as it squeezes their balls.

I don’t think our democratic system works anymore.

****Saturday Trumpeez****

Saturday, August 31st, 2019

That’s A Lot To Swallow, Mike

Friday, August 30th, 2019

Friday, August 30th, 2019

Cheeto Christ/ Stupid Czar

Friday, August 30th, 2019

Remember “Jesus Christ, Superstar?”

Pass Grammy-nominated Randy’s newest song to friends with the buttons below.

You Don’t Have To Take Off Your Clothes

Thursday, August 29th, 2019

WARNING: This post contains graphic descriptions of human sexuality.  It may not be suitable for parents.

Condoms are distributed on request in my city’s high schools.  They seem to be reducing the rate of unwanted pregnancies and venereal diseases despite how loudly some parents are screaming.

“My little Susie doesn’t do THAT!” Right.  I used to know little Susie and she did do that – plus a lot of other stuff.  These kids aren’t getting pregnant and STD’s from the Tooth Fairy.  It’s time we accepted reality and help them make better choices.

People believe we have sex education in schools but what we really have are organ recitals.  A clear list of choices (including abstinence and “How to Tell Your Boyfriend “No”) should be taught early. One of those choices should be outercourse.

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Although definitions vary, outercourse is sex play without vaginal, anal, or oral penetration.  Outercourse can include hot talk, erotic fantasy, spicy role-plays, sensual massage, bathing together, mutual masturbation, and dry sex (aka: dry humping or frottage).

Outercourse is simple, convenient, and free and can satisfy both partners.  But the main advantages are there’s virtually no chance for unwanted pregnancies or diseases. 

Skeptical?  Think kids will just slide into “home” without rounding first, second, and third “base?”  Maybe.  But until they learn there are many other exciting options, we’re going to continue to get what we’ve got which is tragic.

Outercourse:  https://www.google.com/

August 28, 2019

Wednesday, August 28th, 2019

Like all ball-less bullies, pathetic President Asswipe is kicking an imagined “rival” when it’s down. Remember the California wildfires?

As Puerto Rico faces another frightening hurricane, “Tiny” tweeted “It is one of the most corrupt places on earth.” He then lied about the amount of aid he supposedly “gave” them in the last storm and took more funds from FEMA to build his moronic wall.

Maybe he’s trying to make us forget that he was an embarrassment at the international summit. He whined about missing his blow-buddy Putin, lied about President Obama, hawked his “bedbug palace,” and pouted as Justin Trudeau found Melania’s G-7 spot.

Asswipe would have delighted everyone had he clutched his chest and crashed his blubber to the floor.

DON’T LET THEM BITE!

Wednesday, August 28th, 2019

August 27, 2019

Tuesday, August 27th, 2019

Friends called to take me to a movie last night: ‘It Happened In Hollywood.’

“Sure!” I said. Then I went online and read about it. Uh-oh. Oh-no. Count me out. I told them I really didn’t want to go.

It’s full of blood and guts and I don’t watch violent films. I saw all of them in the ’60s and ’70s alternately sitting there being nervous and horrified. I walked out many times. And,

It’s 2 and 3/4 hours LONG! I don’t even do what I LIKE to for 3-hours! The goddamn ‘Graduate’ was only an hour and 3/4 long and it moved a generation. Anything over that is an ego-orgy by self-indulgent directors like Quentin Tarantino.

My friends were very nice and suggested we see ‘Yesterday’ instead.

It was a very nice movie. A few laughs, a few hum-alongs, and a brilliant concept.

And I didn’t have to take a shower when I got home.

I Found You Justin Time

Tuesday, August 27th, 2019