Archive for July, 2019

Eat Your Carrots Baby

Wednesday, July 31st, 2019

I love baby carrots even though I know they’re good for me.

Most baby carrots you can buy are “manufactured” right from a factory. They’re ‘cut and peel’ carrots or carrot shaped slices of peeled carrots which were too twisted or knobbly for sale as full-size carrots. Before the ’80’s, over 400 tons of carrots a day (!) were discarded because of their imperfections.

A carrot grower, Mr. Mike Yurosek,  was unhappy with all of that waste and looked for a way to reclaim what would otherwise be discarded. He was able to find an industrial green bean cutter, which cut his carrots into 5 cm lengths, and by placing these lengths into an industrial potato peeler, he created the baby carrot.

Today baby carrots hold a significant percentage of the carrot market.   In addition to grocery stores, they are sold in single-serving packs with ranch dressing on the side and even at some McDonald’s as an alternative to french fries.

I can’t think of one bad thing to say about baby carrots. Go munch a bunch.


“Moscow Mitch”

Tuesday, July 30th, 2019

Kentucky has one of the worst education systems in America. The State Motto is, “Duhh, Thank God for Mississippi!”

July 29, 2019

Monday, July 29th, 2019

trump’s “Personal” Problem

I first heard the rumor during one of the 2016 Republican Presidential debates. Now it may be a sign of something more significant and America should know what the whispering is about.

Simply, President Asswipe has bromhidrosis – a foul body odor.

A number of reporters and golf partners have commented on the large amount of cologne trump uses. Since he also dyes his hair, wears makeup, and sweats a lot, too much perfume does not seem out of character. However, when he forgets to put it on, his real-life alternative odor is distinctive and far from pleasant.

Bromhidrosis can be a symptom of many serious, physical ailments. But I fear something worse.

Health experts know that when an adult starts to experience a severe psychological break-down, ignoring personal hygiene and large weight fluctuations are early indications of psychosis. The facts that trump has gained nearly 40-pounds in 2-years and is reluctant to shower may indicate he’s rapidly heading for a mental collapse.

Most Americans know that President Asswipe’s policies stink. Now we’re learning – so does he.

Is It Just Me?

Sunday, July 28th, 2019

If I had a new daughter, I wouldn’t have named her “Pandora,” Ashley.

On Her Knees For Asswipe

Sunday, July 28th, 2019


Saturday, July 27th, 2019

Friday, July 26th, 2019

‘The Invisible Man’ (1933)

Friday, July 26th, 2019


‘The Invisible Man’


America: Love It Or Leave It?

Thursday, July 25th, 2019

I don’t love America right now.
And I’m not leaving.
Fuck it.

Why The World Thinks The US Is A Bully

Wednesday, July 24th, 2019

Countries in which the United States overthrew, or attempted to overthrow, a foreign government since the Second World War.

(* indicates successful ouster of a government)

China 1949 to early 1960s
Albania 1949-53
East Germany 1950s
Iran 1953 *
Guatemala 1954 *
Costa Rica mid-1950s
Syria 1956-7
Egypt 1957
Indonesia 1957-8
British Guiana 1953-64 *
Iraq 1963 *
North Vietnam 1945-73
Cambodia 1955-70 *
Laos 1958 *, 1959 *, 1960 *
Ecuador 1960-63 *
Congo 1960 *
France 1965
Brazil 1962-64 *
Dominican Republic 1963 *
Cuba 1959 to present
Bolivia 1964 *
Indonesia 1965 *
Ghana 1966 *
Chile 1964-73 *
Greece 1967 *
Costa Rica 1970-71
Bolivia 1971 *
Australia 1973-75 *
Angola 1975, 1980s
Zaire 1975
Portugal 1974-76 *
Jamaica 1976-80 *
Seychelles 1979-81
Chad 1981-82 *
Grenada 1983 *
South Yemen 1982-84
Suriname 1982-84
Fiji 1987 *
Libya 1980s
Nicaragua 1981-90 *
Panama 1989 *
Bulgaria 1990 *
Albania 1991 *
Iraq 1991
Afghanistan 1980s *
Somalia 1993
Yugoslavia 1999-2000 *
Ecuador 2000 *
Afghanistan 2001 *
Venezuela 2002 *
Iraq 2003 *
Haiti 2004 *
Somalia 2007 to present
Libya 2011*
Syria 2012

Had Enough Yet America?

Next: Vatican City?

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