Archive for May, 2019

Impeach The Beetch!

Friday, May 31st, 2019

May 30, 2019

Thursday, May 30th, 2019

Asswipe Is Unraveling

The Orange Maggot looks like shit. He’s snapping at aids and demanding public, verbal praise. And he’s lying EVEN MORE to dopes who (in the words of LBJ) are too dumb to pour shit out of a boot if the instructions are printed on the heel.

trumpets can’t understand why I’m having such a laughing, good time at his crash!

Let me try to put it into words you might understand:

Remember how much you HATED Obama? Well, TRIPLE that – and now you have some idea of how I feel.

Pardon me, I’ve got to get more popcorn.

Muhammed Ali’s “Father” – Gorgeous George

Thursday, May 30th, 2019

Except for me, everyone I knew hated Muhammad Ali in the early 1960’s. He was loud, conceited, and obnoxious.  While the good “colored” boxers like Floyd Patterson spoke quietly and acted like gentlemen, Ali was jumping around the ring screaming “I AM the GREATEST!” I figured he was just acting.

He learned the act from wrestler George Wagner.

George was a mediocre wrestler in the dull 1950’s.  Although fixed even then, wrestling matches basically consisted  of two heavy guys in black briefs sweating from rolling around on the mat.  Arenas were half empty.  Then along came “Gorgeous George” to brighten things up.  He became a “cheating, dirty villain.”

People started coming through the turnstiles just to see him get his ass kicked.  And if he did lose (rarely) he’d cry, complain, and say the other guy cheated and should be disqualified! The “perfect” sore loser.

George was an anathema to wrestling fans,  He dyed his hair blond, wore a glitzy-elegant robe, had his own valet, and told referees to “keep your filthy hands off me.” George started acting effeminate in an age when gay people were officially deemed “sexual psychopaths.”

Thousands of fans filled the auditoriums with their hatred – and their money – just to see him get beaten.  And Gorgeous George (like Liberace) cried all the way to the bank.

More George: /

Does Kanisha Have More Sex Than Tiffany?

Wednesday, May 29th, 2019

Simply, no. Many studies show the rate of sexual intercourse by black and white teenage girls between the ages of 14-19 is statistically insignificant.* The BIG difference is that young African-American girls get pregnant more often and keep their babies without being married. Why?

The answers are complicated.  They include social, cultural, and psychological differences.  Among these (obviously generalizing):

• The “dream map” of white, middle class girls is: finish school, get a job, meet a good guy for a big wedding, have children, and then buy a nice house. Black girls’ dreams – especially those from lower class backgrounds – are much different and not nearly as grand.

• Because their long term goals of an education and career aren’t realistically as strong as white girls,’ a pregnancy does not necessarily interfere.

• Since black people don’t live as long whites (by about 10-years,) girls are encouraged to “hurry” the child process along – often by mothers and grandmothers who want to see their offspring.

• No girl wants to marry a guy who is uneducated, unemployed, and may spend years being incarcerated.  Black girls have a much smaller husband pool.

The list goes on and is even more complicated.  But when people say  “just cross your legs,” their advice sounds naive and stupid. It’s like telling overweight people to “just eat less” without understanding how they got fat in the first place.

Hundreds of years later, America is still paying the price of slavery.  It’s like future generations of your children paying off the huge national debt WE created.  Of course it’s not fair.

* African American Families Today – Myths and Realities; Hattery 

Do white or black girls have more sex?

He’s Either Above The Law Or He’s Not.

Tuesday, May 28th, 2019


No Nudes Is Bad Nudes

Tuesday, May 28th, 2019

Memorial Day traditionally has been the kickoff for nudist resorts in regions like mine in Upstate New York. I’ve enjoyed nude sunbathing for years and, as others have told me, it’s no big thing.  But whatever the location, nudists enjoy the sun and the freedom allowed by a clothes-free environment.


This freedom comes from total body acceptance without regard to the ‘young, beautiful, slender bodies’ culture. I’ve seen the bodies of senior citizens, kids, fat people, skinny people, and just about everyone else under the sun. It’s hard to believe – but nobody really cares what you look like. The naked novelty idea wears off after about ten minutes – really.


In this society, we associate being naked with sex – but nudist resorts are about as sexy as dog shows. There are no displays of affection, teasing bikinis, or “enhanced” Speed-O’s. Sun worshippers are just average, tradition – bound Americans with this one rebellious activity which they do not consider rebellious at all.

Do they worry about skin damage from the sun? Oh please – virtually everything is relatively safe when done in moderation. And anything done regularly to the extreme is usually harmful – especially moderation.


 While I’m writing this, the only thing I have on is the TV.

Nudist resorts:

Monday, May 27th, 2019

You May Be Offended …

Sunday, May 26th, 2019

****Saturday Trumpeez****

Saturday, May 25th, 2019

May 24, 2019

Friday, May 24th, 2019

Conning Dumb trumpets

OMG! Who could have seen this coming?

Some big GOP donors are getting construction contracts to build Asswipe’s wall! That’s construction money Asswipe misappropriated from other Defense funding.

And remember that hustler who started a “Go Fund Me” page to help pay for the Wall? He’s already bought a huge yacht with a chunk of the cash. Really!

No, that isn’t me laughing my ass off. Must be somebody else.