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Anthro-PAOLO-gy 101 For Dummies

Wednesday, April 10th, 2019
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The World According to Me, Frank Paolo

(Guaranteed 99.4% Metaphorically Correct)

Ten thousand years ago, human Nomadic tribes needed rules to govern behavior which were necessary for their existence. Rules such as “if you impregnate a woman – you must support those children” (this was during the ‘BMP Period’ – Before Maury Povitch) – plus “don’t spread diseases.” Rules such as these led to what we now know as MONOGAMY.

But how could these rules (and many others) be communicated to tribe members? Tribe leaders realized that organizing and explaining the “rules” were necessary for them to stay in power. So they recruited some shills and told them they didn’t have to hunt anymore – as long as they followed the script and acted as spokespeople.

If they went along, tribe members would even bring THEM extra carcasses and they would not be required to pay their weekly tithes of antelope thighs.

Thus the concept of UNTAXED, ORGANIZED RELIGION WAS BORN.

But something was missing. How could these rules be ENFORCED?

So the leaders and shills needed an ‘enforcer’ – someone who was strong enough and powerful enough to make the tribes follow the rules.

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE … IT’S GOD!!!!!

(to be continued)