Archive for April 2nd, 2019

April 2, 2019

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019

Cat Fight!

So Kelly Ann Conway said Joe Biden was “Creepy Uncle Joe” because he inappropriately (though nonsexually) invaded the space of a number of women over the years.

This from a woman who worships a pervert who cheated on his mistress with a porn star while his wife was having his baby.

Someday I’d like to throw a small baggie of crack between Kelly Ann and Ann Coulter to watch the fierce cat fight which would ensue. I’ll bet Kelly Ann would win because she’d already be on her knees.

The Green Ravine-Machine

Tuesday, April 2nd, 2019

Women: does your vibrator sound like a logger’s chainsaw slicing through a sequoia tree? Do your house lights flicker when you plug in your buzzin’ best friend? Do you think your kids really believe you buy the 72-pack of double AA batteries for your electric toothbrush?

Come on now – it’s time for you to come and go green!  There are many eco-friendly sex toys available now at your local sex shop and on the internet. There are solar-powered vibrators (rechargeable for rainy days), non-chemical lubricants, vegan “natural” condoms, “locarotic” buzzers, edible creams, insertables without BPA plastics, and many other organic, earth-loving sex enhancers.  And they all come in recyclable packaging!

Destroying the environment is a real buzz-killer (unless you’re into that sort of thing).  So come on.  Don’t screw up the planet while you’re getting screwed!