Archive for April, 2019

See You Here!

Tuesday, April 30th, 2019

No One Came To Her Birthday Party

Tuesday, April 30th, 2019

April 29, 2019

Monday, April 29th, 2019

The words President Asswipe CANNOT say.

Monday, April 29th, 2019

NASA Monkey Business

Monday, April 29th, 2019

Before sending a man into orbit in the early 1960′s, NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) tested the conditions using chimpanzees. The most famous Chimp-Astronaut was Ham who actually did simple, timed tasks in his pre-flight training.

On January 31, 1961, Ham was secured in a Project Mercury space capsule and launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, on a suborbital flight.  After about 17-minutes in space (during which time he hit buttons and pulled levers on cue,) Ham splashed down and became an instant national hero. 

He was pictured on the cover of Life magazine and thousands of Americans wrote requesting his “autograph.”  NASA gladly complied and helped him put his inked hand print on numerous photographs.

The “real” astronauts were infuriated!  These were top Air Force test pilots who risked their lives and trained for years in America’s space program.  They hated the fact most Americans now thought their missions were so easy, they could be completed by monkeys.

On February 20, 1962,  John Glenn became the first American to orbit the Earth aboard Friendship 7.  To honor this huge achievement, President Kennedy invited him to the White House for a special award. As soon as she saw him, Carolyn Kennedy, the President’s young daughter asked, “Where’s the monkey?

NASA Monkey retirement home:


Run Over

Sunday, April 28th, 2019


VOTE FOR TRUMP (in Russian)

Impeachment? Blehh …

Saturday, April 27th, 2019

I’m not in favor of impeachment. It’s a symbolic kick to the nuts – but it doesn’t kill the king. When the indictment dies in the Senate, President Asswipe just gets another chance to crow that he’s completely exonerated and many of his yahoos will believe him.  Who cares?

If the orange maggot runs in 2020, (my prediction? he won’t – but he’ll find a way to steal the millions raised for his re-election campaign) – he’d lose bigley. The 2018 election was just a blue-preview.

And America will survive. We’ll just be left with the foul stench of a time when Presidential racism, pettiness, ignorance, and meanness ruled the land.

****Saturday Trumpeez****

Saturday, April 27th, 2019

Is the ‘National Emergency’ still on? I’m dying of boredom here!

Friday, April 26th, 2019

Standing Pat

Friday, April 26th, 2019

In the 1950’s and early ‘60’s, there was no cleaner, Christian crooner than Pat Boone. He had a string of hit love songs so beautiful and innocent, all the white high school boys in America could sing them, swoon over their budding-breast sweeties, and remain virgins.  It was rumored you could get cavities listening to his songs because they were so sweet.

But then came the Beatles, and the Rolling Stones, and the Animals.  Suddenly Pat Boone became as out of place as Mother Theresa in a drunken conga line at a wedding reception.  He was popular at old time Bible camp revivals and state fairs – but pretty much faded into the white, good night.

Then, over 30 years later, Pat Boone flipped out and got into HEAVY METAL.  He started wearing all black leather outfits on television and, at one point, even a heavy dog collar! 

In 1997, he released an album ‘In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy’ which shocked just about everyone.  He took hard rock and heavy metal songs and converted them into a jazz/big band style. The album hit the Billboard record charts making it Boone’s first hit album in 35 years! 

Still today, no one has any idea why he flipped to the dark side (except Pat – and me.)

Pat Boone and Heavy Metal: