Archive for March, 2019

March 31, 2019

Sunday, March 31st, 2019

I Hate Political LIARS!

When pressed if the alternative Republican health care plan protects ‘pre-existing conditions,’ the GOP dolt whined, ‘”YES, we protect pre-existing conditions!”

Here’s what he DIDN’T say: Their proposals would require insurance companies to keep people with PECs – BUT they could increase their premiums without restraint!

Obviously insurance companies will raise PEC rates to a point where the people will not be able to afford their coverage.

Obamacare says companies CANNOT DENY coverage to these people and CANNOT RAISE their rates.

Don’t be duped by lying assholes!

****Slopover Sunday****

Sunday, March 31st, 2019

****Saturday Trumpies****

Saturday, March 30th, 2019

Friday, March 29th, 2019

‘Magic Fingers’ At No-Tell Motels

Friday, March 29th, 2019

In the ‘60’s and ‘70’s there were plenty of cheap motels just off America’s roadways. Rooms usually cost only $8 or $10 per night although many people rarely stayed that long.  They featured rickety, loud air conditioners. “color” TV, drippy showers in which foreign pubic hairs chased you around the drains, a stale smell of cigarette smoke, beer,  human coupling, and, best of all, ‘Magic Fingers’ mattresses.

Just after you slipped into the sheets, which were sometimes cleaner than the spreads, you dropped a quarter or two into a box like the one pictured above.  The bed would immediately start vibrating like it was out of the Exorcist and your eyes would just about rattle out of your head.

I remember peals of laughter at the thought of this contraption relaxing anyone.  ‘Magic Fingers’ is working like it should in the GIF above but often they rumbled like bad earthquakes. You could barely talk with all the shakin’ and clatter going on!  But of course, as hot, teenage couples, we didn’t come there to relax, we came there to come.  

And laughter is one of the best aphrodisiacs.


Smoke Smoke Smoke That Cigarette

Thursday, March 28th, 2019

Mrs. Tom Thumb

Thursday, March 28th, 2019

“She Always Pulled For The Little Guy”

Tom Thumb’s wife:


March 27, 2019

Wednesday, March 27th, 2019

Please, God

I love the fact that millions of people are praying to God tonight to win the $750-million Lottery!

I forgot to buy a ticket. If you bought one, our chances are about the same.

Fuck These Assholes!

Wednesday, March 27th, 2019


Wednesday, March 27th, 2019