Archive for December, 2018

December 31, 2018

Monday, December 31st, 2018

Elizabeth Warren has thrown her hat into the ring to be the Democratic nominee for President in 2020 and I think that’s fine. The Democrats have a plethora of good candidates to run!

Of course I may not be the best person to judge. If Asswipe runs again (I doubt he will) I would vote for any inmate from an institution for the criminally insane to oppose him.

I Didn’t Like Their Carpeting Either

Monday, December 31st, 2018

The ‘60’s coughed up some strange bands and one of the weirdest was the Shaggs. I hate to criticize anyone’s music – but this group was the hairball of all-women bands.

The Shaggs were composed of the Wiggin sisters: Dot Wiggin, Betty Wiggin, Helen Wiggin, and later, Rachel Wiggin.  I would have called them the “Friggin’ Wiggins” but their father named them after insisting they play together in a commercial band.  He probably didn’t realize that in Britain, to “shag” a girl means to have sex with her.

Austin “The Dad” Wiggin didn’t seem to realize a number of things.  His girls couldn’t sing, couldn’t  play their instruments and didn’t want to learn, and were not exactly ‘eye-candy’ on stage.  The girls immediately disbanded upon Dad’s death in 1975.

Frank Zappa, of the Mothers of Invention, said the Shaggs were one of the “top-3 bands in history.” Perhaps he hadn’t yet listened to: My Pal Foot Foot. As one critic wrote, “I can’t decide which song is worse: the one played by the drummer or the one by the guitarist.”

My Pal Foot Foot


Electronic, High-Tech Border Security… But …

Sunday, December 30th, 2018



A Sunday Encore Presentation

Sunday, December 30th, 2018

Are You A Coffee Junkie?

Are you reading this with a cup of coffee within easy reach?  JUNKIE!

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.


I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

(And you thought it was a Prince.)

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Coffee Quotes:

/******Saturday Trumpies******\

Saturday, December 29th, 2018

December 28, 2018

Friday, December 28th, 2018


Old Saturday Funnies On Friday

Friday, December 28th, 2018

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Friday, December 28th, 2018

There’s only one word in the English language that contains three “u’s”.  It’s an unusual word but used quite frequently – even by U.

U probably have used it in the last week or two.


December 27, 2018

Thursday, December 27th, 2018

Pathetic President Tiny Asswipe continues to be an international embarrassment – this time with US troops.

After finally being shamed into visiting them, trumpass lied his ass off. He said they’re getting a 10% pay hike (they’re not) and the imaginary boost was their first raise in 10-years (it’s not!)

Hey trumpets: have you checked your 401Ks recently? How do you like the partial government shutdown with no reopening in sight? Matiss being fired? No confirmed Dep’t of Defense Chief, Attorney General, Chief of Staff, nor UN Rep? The stock market plunging?

Don’t worry, we’re not giving you a chance to fuck up again. There’s a 2-to-1 chance AGAINST asswipe even running in 2020!


The”Black Pearl”

Thursday, December 27th, 2018


Josephine Baker was an American-born French dancer, singer, and actress who became an international musical and political icon. Her outrageous acts and scandals rocked the world – but her talent was always beyond dispute.

Baker was the first African-American female to star in a major motion picture, Zouzou (1934), to integrate an American concert hall, and to become a world-famous entertainer. She is also noted for being a spy for France and working with the French resistance against Germany during WWII.  At the end of the war, she was awarded the Croix de Guerre, a high military honor, by Charles DeGaulle himself.

For years Baker also made many contributions to the Civil Rights Movement in the United States.  After Martin Luther King was assassinated, she was offered the unofficial leadership of the movement by Coretta Scott King but turned it down for the safety of her children.  Ms. Baker died in 1975.

You can read much more about Josephine Baker’s fascinating life here.