Archive for November, 2018

Thanksgiving Evening, 2018

Friday, November 23rd, 2018

Another Ethnic Celebration – Great.

Friday, November 23rd, 2018

Thanksgiving Is Just ‘Black Friday’ Eve

In the late 1960s I marched in ‘Civil Rights’ demonstrations.For one week I even lived with a Black family in the inner city on an exchange program.  I was proud when a national holiday was dedicated to Martin Luther King and contributed to his Washington memorial. I tolerate Kwanzaa about as much as I do the other ethnic heritage holidays like Saint Patrick’s Day. Columbus Day, and Cinque de Mayo.

But enough’s enough.

Everywhere I turn, I see Black Friday. BLACK FRIDAY! BLACK FRIDAY!

Many people get the day off from work.  Stores are having huge sales to celebrate.  It’s in the news and on the talk shows.  And now, somehow, this day is even creeping into another holiday, Thanksgiving.  C’mon!

Hey,  Black people: You want another holiday?  Take Columbus Day – Italians don’t care.  Or Arbor Day.  That one’s a little shaky since Earth Day greened all over it.  You can’t have Christmas or Easter because the churches would go out of business.  How about May 27th – Jefferson Davis’ Birthday? That should piss off some people in Mississippi.

But try to grab one that doesn’t crowd another holiday.  Mix it up a bit.  We like to suffer these events one little misery at a time.

Best buys today:

(You Put In The Title)

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

My Favorite Movie

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

23-Reasons “Planes, Trains, & Automobiles” …


… is the BEST Thanksgiving movie EVER!”


“You Just Love Me For My Breasts!”

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Thanksgiving, 2018


Served By Vlad, trump’s Blow-Buddy

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

And Low-IQ Trumpets Believed Him!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Better Food Choice: More Stuffing

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

A Thanksgiving Encore Presentation

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Thanksgiving Is A Turkey


“We’ll trade you that drumstick for 1000-chips at your new casino.”

Ah, Thanksgiving – the Great American Pig-Out. A holiday devoted to unabashed gluttony. Which is kind of funny in America.

Why a nation founded by  Puritans, Pilgrims, and Prigs would choose one of the SEVEN DEADLY SINS as a way to celebrate is a little strange. Also, turkeys are a meat entree no one would choose if the menu included steaks, chops, and shrimp. Tradition always demands unthinking, repetitive rituals which prohibit creativity and originality.

So I came up with an idea to make us appear less mindlessly traditional and hypocritical.

For a national holiday, maybe we could change it up a bit featuring a different deadly sin every year. I went through the list of the others – greed, sloth, wrath, lust, envy, and pride – and I have a personal favorite for next year’s star sin: lust.

Lust has kind of a bad reputation in America but that’s why it needs a national holiday.  How would we celebrate it?  The possibilities are endless but I haven’t worked out all the details yet.

Next year on Thanksgiving would you rather be hungry – or horny?  Wait! This is America – let’s celebrate both!

10-non-traditional ways to celebrate Thanksgiving:

“I Really Don’t Care. Do You?”

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018