Archive for November, 2018

l a u g h s ! c h u c k l e s ! & s n o r t s !

Friday, November 30th, 2018

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“It’s Melania Look A Not Like Christmas”

Friday, November 30th, 2018



November 28, 2018

Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

Pathetic President Tiny Asswipe is panicking. He’s received inside information on the Mueller probe and it looks bad for him and his sons.

trumpass is now trying even harder to discredit the investigation for the benefit of his shrinking base of clueless yahoos. Only the most extreme, brain-dead nitwits now believe anything he says.

I am sooo enjoying this show!


“Just Be Best!” Randy Rainbow

Wednesday, November 28th, 2018

What Did You Expect?

Tuesday, November 27th, 2018

The state motto is: “Thank God For Alabama!”

Yeah! Dancin’ the Klan Kan-Kan!

Proud To Be An American (S A R C A S M)

Tuesday, November 27th, 2018


   Separating children from their Mothers since 2016.

                                                                                                                                  Orders “Shoot-to-Kill” migrants who throw stones.

                                                                                                                                 Doesn’t believe in climate change because of weather.

                                                                                                                                       Doesn’t believe Saudi Prince murdered Kashoggi.

                                                                                                                                     Doesn’t believe Russians interfered in our elections.

                                                                                                                                                              Believes the Earth is flat.


A Monday Encore Presentation

Monday, November 26th, 2018

Bob’s Bigger, Better Banger

Remember Smilin’ Bob the guy who always wore a large grin because he swallowed ENZYTE every day?  ENZYTE was a herbal nutritional supplement which promised “natural male enhancement” – in other words, a larger penis – money back guaranteed.  Bob smiled, his wife smiled, even the women in the neighborhood smiled because they knew – one way or another – that Bob was gifted with an unusually large penile appendage.

The other men in Bob’s neighborhood weren’t smiling – and neither were federal agents who investigated Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals and its founders, Steve Warshack and his mother, Harriet in 2005.  Although ENZYTE is an herbal product and not regulated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, the agents found enough evidence to get a 112-count criminal indictment for fraudulent claims, mail fraud, bank fraud, and conspiracy.

The Warshacks were found guilty and had to forfeit $500-million dollars in assets plus a 10-year jail sentence for Steve.  The forfeiture sent Berkley Nutraceuticals into bankruptcy where it was purchased by an investment firm for $2.75-million dollars.

Most of the money back guaranteed claims were dismissed because somewhere in the fine print, customers had to show visual proof (photographs, one hopes) of how the product DID NOT work. Most men just couldn’t get up the proof.

Smiling Bob:


November 25, 2018

Sunday, November 25th, 2018

President “The Art of No-Deal” Asswipe fucked up the agreement with Mexico to stop the refugee caravan. It shouldn’t have come to a border showdown.  

He’s also threatened to shut down the government at the end of the fiscal year if he doesn’t get his wall.

Few intelligent Americans are in favor of this ridiculous and expensive boondoggle. They know most “illegals” are here because of overdue visas and the wall will only stop drug dealers who are too stupid to dig tunnels or come by boats.

I’d like to say at least one good thing about this festering chancre of a President.

I’ll let you know when I can think of one.

A Sunday Encore Presentation

Sunday, November 25th, 2018

George Bush Sr. Posed Naked


And so did Hillary Clinton, Diane Sawyer, and Dick Cavette.


This has to be one of the strangest footnotes in American history. From the 1940′s through the early ’60′s, thousands  of incoming freshmen at Ivy League schools like Harvard, Yale, and Vassar, had to strip naked and have their pictures taken for science. The “official” reason was so a research study group could “gauge the rate and severity of rickets, scoliosis, and lordosis in the population.”

The real reason?  Anthropologists William Sheldon and Earnest Hooton (undoubtedly funded by our government) were probably using the data to support their theory on the relationship between body types, social hierarchy, and intelligence.  The Nazi’s were doing the same thing in Germany.  Most of the American images were later destroyed.

The vast majority of students did not refuse and did what they were told.

I went to college from 1968 – 1972 and I’m amazed at this generation of sheep.  I can only imagine the protests by students in my time at such a request!  Anarchists may have lit buildings on fire if the feminists had left any standing.

The Ivy League Nude Posture Photo Scandal:


Fake Nude Hillary Pictures

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Saturday, November 24th, 2018

Yes, President Asswipe really said that.