Archive for October, 2018

October 26, 2018

Friday, October 26th, 2018

Tone it down? I’ll ‘tone it down’ right after President Tiny Asswipe does the same. Why should I be held to a higher standard than the President of the United States?

And to all those who want to argue with me, I have a message: Fuck you – I don’t debate trumpets – it’s beneath me.  You want to do something useful?  Feed a sandwich to Jarad Kushner.

‘Saturday Trumpies Plus’  Tomorrow.

Thank You, President Trump …

Friday, October 26th, 2018

A Friday Encore Presentation

Friday, October 26th, 2018

The Unkindest Cut Of All


The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis was on the cover of John and Yoko’s album “Two Virgins.” I thought John had forgotten to take off his condom.  In the 1950’s, almost all kids in America got circumcised – especially the boys. All the guys on my block got one as soon as they were born and some of them couldn’t walk for a year!

People against circumcision have changed America’s minds. Today, only one in three baby boys is circumcised.  One of the most militant groups opposed is “Mothers Against Circumcision.” “Intact America” is another. They believe the operation is only supported by medical myths, religious traditions, is extremely painful, and a violation of human rights (Yikes!)


I’ve read the pros and cons about circumcision and I decided it’s not right for me.  Unfortunately, my parents made the opposite decision years ago and there’s no going back on it.  There are no accepted medical procedures to reattach foreskins – even if you could find one in the right size and color.

“We do not pull out our teeth to prevent cavities — we brush them.”

Leadership Vacuum At The Top

Thursday, October 25th, 2018

President Tiny Asswipe did not start the hatred in this country – but he inflames it every chance he gets.  And it’s always someone else’s fault.  

October 24, 2018

Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

What right-wing whack jobs think they can send bombs and not get caught? Don’t they ever watch “Forensic Files?”

trump has an opportunity tonight to be an inspiring leader and tamp down the violence he sometimes inspires with a few of his yahoos.

My prediction? He won’t.


A Timely, Encore Presentation

Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

As A Person, He Bombed


George P. Metesky, better known as the “Mad Bomber,” terrorized New York City for 16 years in the 1940s and ’50s. He planted 33 bombs of which 22 exploded and injured 15 people.  No victims died but the city was on edge for years because no one knew where he would strike next. George planted bombs in Radio City Music Hall, subways, public restrooms, Grand Central Station, the New York Public Library, and the RCA Building. His favorite venue was movie theaters.

Metesky was angry (to say the least) because he was injured as an employee at Con Ed and said they didn’t treat him fairly.  He swamped newspapers and police stations with taunting letters and, patriotically, stopped bombing for the duration of WW II!

In 1957,  “Public Enemy Number One,” George Metesky, was finally arrested and immediately confessed to 16 years of bombing. It wasn’t difficult to determine that he was  “hopelessly and incurably mentally ill,” and found incompetent to stand trial.


After serving 2/3 of his 25-year sentence in a mental institution, George was released. He quietly lived in his own home until he died 20-years later at the age of 90.

The “Mad Bomber” in Wikipedia:

Trumpets – QUICK – Under The Bed!!

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018


Caravan’s Bringing In Terrorists And Gang Members!  President Tiny Asswipe Said So!  HIDE!!!!

A Paranoid, Encore Presentation

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018

trumpass Sees Millions Of Illegal, Invisible Voters


“Yesterday, upon the stair,
 I met a man who wasn’t there.
 He wasn’t there again today,
 I wish, I wish he’d go away…” 



trump’s false claim: 3-5-million illegal voters:

He STILL can’t believe he lost the popular vote!


A Randy Rainbow Repeat

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018

Make Him Crawl Across The Stage, Donald!

Monday, October 22nd, 2018