Archive for October 26th, 2018

October 26, 2018

Friday, October 26th, 2018

Tone it down? I’ll ‘tone it down’ right after President Tiny Asswipe does the same. Why should I be held to a higher standard than the President of the United States?

And to all those who want to argue with me, I have a message: Fuck you – I don’t debate trumpets – it’s beneath me.  You want to do something useful?  Feed a sandwich to Jarad Kushner.

‘Saturday Trumpies Plus’  Tomorrow.

Thank You, President Trump …

Friday, October 26th, 2018

A Friday Encore Presentation

Friday, October 26th, 2018

The Unkindest Cut Of All


The first time I saw an uncircumcised penis was on the cover of John and Yoko’s album “Two Virgins.” I thought John had forgotten to take off his condom.  In the 1950’s, almost all kids in America got circumcised – especially the boys. All the guys on my block got one as soon as they were born and some of them couldn’t walk for a year!

People against circumcision have changed America’s minds. Today, only one in three baby boys is circumcised.  One of the most militant groups opposed is “Mothers Against Circumcision.” “Intact America” is another. They believe the operation is only supported by medical myths, religious traditions, is extremely painful, and a violation of human rights (Yikes!)


I’ve read the pros and cons about circumcision and I decided it’s not right for me.  Unfortunately, my parents made the opposite decision years ago and there’s no going back on it.  There are no accepted medical procedures to reattach foreskins – even if you could find one in the right size and color.

“We do not pull out our teeth to prevent cavities — we brush them.”