Archive for May, 2018

Tuesday, May 15th, 2018


Although my  hip replacement was successful, serious complications developed which impact my ability to create this blog. I’m enjoying my rest and will return as soon as I feel like it. I’ve also stopped watching the news and shaking my fist whenever Pathetic President Asswipe appears.

The peace has been heavenly!

I can always be reached at:  I guarantee I’ll read every email but can’t promise a timely response.

Kind regards,


Hip, Hip Hooray!

Sunday, May 6th, 2018

I’ll Return In A Few Days.

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Saturday, May 5th, 2018


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Friday, May 4th, 2018

May 4, 2018

Friday, May 4th, 2018

Pathetic President Asswipe’s newest piece of bar stool bullshit is that he lied about the Stormy Daniels affair “to protect Melania’s feelings.”

I know a whole bunch of women who could have suggested a better way (like not fucking a porn star while your wife is in the hospital giving birth to your son.)

If Barrack Obama had public affairs with porn stars, Conservative Christian whack-jobs would be grabbing torches and ironing their sheets. Their main religion is hypocrisy.

Tell A Lie To A Trumpet Today

Friday, May 4th, 2018

It helps them feel validated.

Baby Jesus Doesn’t Want To Take A Bath

Friday, May 4th, 2018


Jesus walking on water:

Super Pooper Is Full Of Crap

Friday, May 4th, 2018


‘My Boy Lollipop’ (1964) Millie Small

Friday, May 4th, 2018


I don’t know what Millie’s singing about.  D’you?  And what guy could live with the nick name “Lollipop”?  At my high school, even the Quakers would’ve beaten him up.

“My boy Lollipop,
 you made my heart go giddy up.
 You are as sweet as candy,
 you’re my sugar dandy.
 Ha, ho my boy Lollipop.”


Millie Small:



At Least Jared Is “Disposal”

Thursday, May 3rd, 2018