Archive for March 28th, 2018

NOT “FAKE NEWS”

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018

New Washington Nickname for President Asswipe

“Spanky” starts at 4:00

Dancin’ George W. Bush

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018

She Didn’t Even Get Fries With That

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018

I got a little lump in my throat when I read Rebekah Speights found a McDonald’s McNugget in the shape of George Washington when she was tossing away trash in her local fast-food restaurant.

I got positively sick when I learned she sold it on eBay for $8,100.  Actually Ms. Speights of Nebraska found the treasure 3-years ago and kept it frozen since then.

I don’t know what’s sadder- a lady studying a collection of coagulated, greasy poultry parts – believing one actually looks like George Washington and freezing it for posterity – or an anonymous nitwit who spent 8-grand on her fantasy.

Strangest items sold on eBay:  https://www.google.com/

My “Inner Child” Is A Slut

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018

Can only women be sluts (or, as they call them in the Northwest, “lumber camp toys”)?  Are men sluts: studs, dicks, or just real, REAL lucky?

Is the term decided by numbers?  How many sex partners does it take to be a slut?  Are 10 enough? 100?  Does 200+ put you in the “Super Slut” category like Charlie – “I’m not a slut I just play one on television” – Sheen?  What about fantasies?  Can you think yourself to slutdom?

Do all sex partners count equally?  Is a blowjob in the men’s room equal to a wine&dine one night stand?  Can you count yourself as a sex partner?  How many times?

And what about hookers and porn stars (“I’m not really a slut – I just have a user-friendly vagina”)?

It’s all pretty confusing to me.  If someone called me a slut, I still wouldn’t know whether to hug ‘em, shrug ‘em, or fock ‘em.

SLUT:  https://www.google.com/

“Let’s Crawl Like The Kid”

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018