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Saturday, March 17th, 2018

 

Erin Go Blah

Saturday, March 17th, 2018

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Saint Patrick looking for more snakes?

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I can’t imagine anyone taking pride in something they didn’t accomplish themselves. Your ancestry is just an accident of birth and has little to do with who you are today. Proud to be Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, American, or anything else – just doesn’t make sense to me.

We’re celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day today. We celebrated it last weekend too but there was some liquor left over. 

But really what are we celebrating? Irish public intoxication? Corned beef and cabbage? Potatoes before Atkins? (no wonder these people drink so much – their food sucks) Of course the Irish were discriminated against when they first came to America.  So was everyone else except the Pilgrims. And Indians have stories that’ll tear your heart out. But really, who cares?

So we gave the Irish some green stripes down the road, parades, and a 1-day license to be raging drunks . The Italians got  Columbus Day and the Indians got casinos and no tax on cigarettes. The Blacks got Kwanzaa and the Jews got the whole garment district in New York. Everyone gets something – this is America – be happy. And if you can’t be happy with what you get, at least be thankful you don’t get what you deserve.

I feel the same way about Italians and Columbus day:  
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Saturday, March 17th, 2018

Now he can afford a spell-checker.

 Monkey Irish Jig