Archive for March 14th, 2018

Now Hiring …

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Pathetic President Asswipe says he’s finally getting the team together he wants. Well what bumbling nitwit chose the motley crew of losers he had before?

Making Us Uncomfortable …

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

… for so many reasons.

Sharon Tate and Roman Polanski, 1968.

Sharon Tate Murder:

Strippers Strike For More Pin Money

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

How much do strippers make?

A Boy’s First Stripper

Wednesday, March 14th, 2018

Sometime between his paper route and first divorce, a young man is going to shake hands with a few of life’s little temptations. Pot, beer, and cigarettes are somehow going to find their way into your son’s mouth. A stripper might  too.

Judy Viger, 33, of Gansevoort, NY decided that she could be the coolest Mom in the world if she brought in a few strippers (from “Tops-In-Bottoms”) – for her son’s 16th birthday party. Some of the guests were as young as fourteen.  They all thought it was a GREAT party in the bowling ally and started flashing pictures to their Facebook friends before the dancers even broke a sweat.

A Saratoga County prosecutor didn’t agree.  He charged Ms. Viger with five misdemeanor counts of endangering the welfare of a child citing the women performed lewd dances for the kids. Ms. V immediately pled not guilty to the charges and said she thought the strippers were only going to sing ‘Bikini-Grams.’  This defense looks a little shaky because many of the FB pictures showed a dancer doing a lap dance on Ms. Viger.

It should be noted that the Mom was about the same age as the kids when her boy was born.

Except for tourists, strippers aren’t a big deal in Scandinavian countries.  They know sex and nudity are two completely different things.  Since boys and girls there have been naturally showering together right through high school, few would pay money for teasing, jiggling entertainment.  Thankfully we have higher morals than that (HEAVY SARCASM FONT.)