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March 9, 2018

Friday, March 9th, 2018

In her particular line of work, Stormy Daniels is known for her flexibility. You know, “any port in a Stormy.”

March 9, 2018

Friday, March 9th, 2018

This trumpass-jung un summit looks like a train wreck about to happen. On one side, you’ve got a freakin’ maniac, grasping for power with a lousy haircut – and on the other … oh, wait …

Thoughts Meds Can’t Help …

Friday, March 9th, 2018

If I were to open a line of adult products now, I’d name it ‘Ivanka.’

If someone waves on TV, am I the only one who wants to wave back?

Only fat people eat cottage cheese.

Do trump hotels have Bibles in them?

(S A T U R D A Y  *  F U N N I E S  *  T O M O R R O W)

2- Nipples For A Dame?

Friday, March 9th, 2018

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Amelia Earhart: Please Call Your Office

Friday, March 9th, 2018

https://uk.reuters.com/

 

 

Barbara – The Patron Saint Of Fireworks

Friday, March 9th, 2018

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If you’re at a large fireworks display and something goes awry, Saint Barbara’s the one to call for protection.  In fact, it might be a good idea to pray to her before the show to avoid the rush.

In the 2nd century, Barbara was the daughter of a rich pagan named Dioscorus who kept her locked in a tower to keep her chaste for the marriage of his choice. But Barbara had other ideas.  She nixed Dad’s pick for Bachelor #1 and worse, she became a Christian.

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Her Father was not too pleased with this nonsense and drew his sword to kill her.  Miraculously the tower wall opened and Barbara was transported to a mountain gorge filled with sheep and two shepards.  One of the shepards turned her back over to her Father and immediately came to a bad end. He turned to stone and his flock became a swarm of locusts! (Try selling those at the Sheep Fair!)

Barbara’s Father dragged her before the prefect of the province, Martinianus, who had her cruelly tortured and condemned to death by beheading. Since her Father was still pissed off, he got to lop off her head himself!  However, as punishment for executing his own daughter, (here come the fireworks) he was struck by lightning on the way home and his body was consumed by flames. It’s said Barbara’s tomb became the site of explosive miracles. Really.

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List of Patron Saints:  https://en.wikipedia.org/