Archive for March 6th, 2018

“There’s No Chaos In The White House!”

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

From The Mouths Of Babes

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

“WE SHOULD CHANGE THE NAMES OF AR-15’s TO ‘MARCO RUBIO’ BECAUSE THEY ARE SO EASY TO BUY.”

Avonlea and Sina

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

AVONLEA:  https://www.google.com/

Dolls For Guys

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018

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Remember those old blow-up dolls – joke staples at bachelor parties? The world has come a long way since then and not necessarily for the better.  It seems computers and robots have had many, sleazy one-night stands and now have at least one child named Roxxxy.

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Roxxxy is a life-like woman who speaks, always agrees with you, and has automatically moving legs, gripping hands, and a suction mouth. Advanced artifical intelligence plus soft, realistic skin is skillfully crafted into a semi-anorexic, 60-pound beauty who wears a pretty dress – or nothing at all.

Although the first Roxxies cost around $15,000, today the low-end, pretend hotties go down for about $7,000.  I wouldn’t even ask about used ones.

No guy who has $7,000 in his pocket should be lonely even if his new love has an addiction to charging.  And if she ever tells you, “Not tonight, Dear” – you’ve got some big problems.

You can hook up with Roxxxy here:

http://www.truecompanion.com/tv/

This Time, KIDS!

Tuesday, March 6th, 2018