Archive for March 1st, 2018

I’m Not Surprised

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

Washington (UBI) In a shocking turn of events, Ivanka Trump, the 36-year old daughter of US President Donald J. Trump and a key White House adviser, has left Washington and plans to return to Las Vegas as a model/dancer/whatever.

No further details are available and the White House refuses to comment.

I Live In A Postcard

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

Good To Know

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

Is it hard to get a fake passport? (NOT RECOMMENDED)

A Boy Named Scrotom

Thursday, March 1st, 2018

(Reuters) – “What’s in a name? In northwestern Mexico, officials say potentially a lifetime of bullying, so parents in the state of Sonora can no longer opt to name their children Scrotum, Terminator, USNAVY or Facebook.

The 61 banned names include technology-inspired monikers like Twitter and Yahoo, fictional characters Harry Potter, James Bond and Rambo and surgical terms like Circumcision.

Children will also be spared being dubbed Virgin, Hitler, Email, Burger King, Christmas Day, Robocop and Rolling Stone.

“It’s about protecting children,” said Cristina Ramirez, the director of Sonora’s Civil Registry. “We want to make sure children’s names don’t get them bullied in school.”

Yah, well in America we’re a bit looser with our names.  Parents with a strange sense of humor have added some odd first names to their family name making their kids rolling laugh riots from the first day of school.  If you’d like a partial list, click

Let’s start with Al Kikyurass.


Now ‘A Friend’ Has A Name: Frank Paolo

Thursday, March 1st, 2018


Any time you see the phrase above,  you’ll know it’s me.  You’re welcome.