Archive for March, 2018

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Saturday, March 31st, 2018

Elvis at 80

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And Her Voice Is Annoying Too

Friday, March 30th, 2018


Are You A Coffee Junkie?

Friday, March 30th, 2018



Are you reading this with a cup of coffee within easy reach?  JUNKIE!

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.


I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Coffee Quotes:

Drug Suckers

Friday, March 30th, 2018

Remember: trumpass’s first large meeting after the inauguration was with executives from the pharmaceutical industry.  They contributed to his campaign and promised him they’d lower consumer prices.

Muhammed Ali, Singer

Friday, March 30th, 2018

March 30, 2018

Friday, March 30th, 2018

Religious right-wing whack-jobs have idolized an adulterous nitwit who cheated on his 3rd wife with his umpteenth mistress on whom he cheated with a pornstar. They say that’s between ‘him and Him.’

Of course when it comes to gay sex, they take over for God (who must be napping) and loudly preach against ‘he/he’ relationships. That’s somehow between gay people and them!

That huge, foul smell is hypocrisy.

Happy Good Friday.

Thursday, March 29th, 2018


What Was Captain Hook’s Name . . .

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

… Before?

Dancing Not For Dollars

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

Women really love to dance. And I just don’t mean ballerinas, strippers, show girls, belly-dancers, and Stormy Daniels. I mean everyday lawyers, nurses, stay-at-home Moms and just about all of them.  Go to any club or party and women will be dancing with each other and sometimes even alone.

But most men would rather go to the dentist than go dancing (except a few who dance with other men).  You can usually find the guys leaning on the bar or in a group of their buds at a party.


A recent study stated that women love to dance because it “frees” them of inhibiting physical behavior in socially-acceptable ways – in a safe environment.  They can rhythmically slink, jiggle, step, bounce, gyrate, spin, twirl, pendulate, shake their asses, and make sexual moves WITHOUT over-exciting alpha males who just want to see them waving their feet at the ceiling.

‘Angels With Dirty Faces’ (1938)

Thursday, March 29th, 2018

Angels With Dirty Faces:

Death Scene (SPOILER ALERT!)