Archive for February 9th, 2018

Canadian Speeding Bonus

Friday, February 9th, 2018

^ A Conversion Chart For Arrogant Americans

Most Of The Civilized World Uses The Metric System

Did A Celebrity Give You The Clap?

Friday, February 9th, 2018

What’s this silliness when performers and politicians receive a round of applause and then start clapping back to the audience? 

Who started this lunacy and for what reason? If that person is ever discovered, I think he should be given a dose of the clap and be forced to watch modern situation comedies WITHOUT their canned laugh-traks. Clap over these, buddy!

What are these people saying when they give back the clap?

1. “Well, YES – I am a helluva person – but your paltry applause hardly does justice to my magnificent talent. Here – I’ll help you by clapping for myself! God, I’m GREAT!” -or-

2. “Oh, stop! YOU are the REAL heroes – the ones who pay out your hard- earned cash for my less-than-worthy talents” -or-

3. “Applaud me? Nay, I shall applaud you! We’re all equal here. Even though I make 10-kazillion bucks a year – and you have to wait hours in line for free tickets to be a TV prop called ‘audience’, there’s no difference in the eyes of the Lord. I LOVE the little people! God bless you each and every one!”

Every entertainer or politician who gives an audience a clap-back should be given ‘The Clapper’ for Christmas AND NOTHING ELSE. Then they can clap and not look so stupid.

What Does Miss Manners Say? http://articles.chicagotribune.com/

No Mannequins Were Broken For This Scene

Friday, February 9th, 2018

They used a real actress.

And An Hour Later They Have To Drive Again

Friday, February 9th, 2018

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Do Asians really drive poorly?  https://www.google.com/

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