Archive for February 9th, 2018

Canadian Speeding Bonus

Friday, February 9th, 2018

^ A Conversion Chart For Arrogant Americans

Most Of The Civilized World Uses The Metric System

Did A Celebrity Give You The Clap?

Friday, February 9th, 2018

What’s this silliness when performers and politicians receive a round of applause and then start clapping back to the audience? 

Who started this lunacy and for what reason? If that person is ever discovered, I think he should be given a dose of the clap and be forced to watch modern situation comedies WITHOUT their canned laugh-traks. Clap over these, buddy!

What are these people saying when they give back the clap?

1. “Well, YES – I am a helluva person – but your paltry applause hardly does justice to my magnificent talent. Here – I’ll help you by clapping for myself! God, I’m GREAT!” -or-

2. “Oh, stop! YOU are the REAL heroes – the ones who pay out your hard- earned cash for my less-than-worthy talents” -or-

3. “Applaud me? Nay, I shall applaud you! We’re all equal here. Even though I make 10-kazillion bucks a year – and you have to wait hours in line for free tickets to be a TV prop called ‘audience’, there’s no difference in the eyes of the Lord. I LOVE the little people! God bless you each and every one!”

Every entertainer or politician who gives an audience a clap-back should be given ‘The Clapper’ for Christmas AND NOTHING ELSE. Then they can clap and not look so stupid.

What Does Miss Manners Say?

No Mannequins Were Broken For This Scene

Friday, February 9th, 2018

They used a real actress.

And An Hour Later They Have To Drive Again

Friday, February 9th, 2018


Do Asians really drive poorly?