1 out of 6 serial killers is a woman.
Soy sauce is just liquid salt with color.
There’s no classy way to chew gum.

No tattoo is the new tattoo.

About as bright as a Maury Povitch guest.

After 60, everything that still works on your body, hurts.
I cannot believe I was the fastest swimmer in the gene pool.
I didn’t want the job of Pope because I didn’t want to work Sundays.
My God can beat up your god.

“For I must tell you friendly in your ear,” one woman says to another in Shakespere’s ‘As You Like It,’ “sell when you can: you are not for all markets.”

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