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November 12, 2017

Sunday, November 12th, 2017

This week President Asswipe returned to his usual role as the orange turd in the world’s punch bowl. There was a minute or two on his Asian trip when he looked like he could be passably Presidential – but it didn’t last.

He arrived in Asia on Air Force One, stuck to his teleprompter remarks, didn’t say anything stupid, and didn’t push government leaders out of his way for class pictures.  But then in Vietnam he ran into his old blow-buddy, Putin, and the buffoonery began.

“Don Vlad, did you fool with the American election?”

“Paison trumpski, NYET! You know I wouldn’t do that!”

“Oh. OK,” said Asswipe as he shrugged his shoulders and walked away.

Trumpass then turned on his own US Intelligence officials, called them “political hacks,”  and said, in effect, “Told ya so!” Ironically, on Veterans Day,  he belittled them in Vietnam, a country in which many of these men bravely fought while General Heel-Spurs stayed home in Queens and played golf.

When Asswipe realized the furor his words were igniting in America, he promptly played his old game of ‘DEFLECTION’ and called Kim Jong Un “short and fat.” The ‘Short and Fat’ stories play much better than the old “I Sold America Out to My Russian Pimp, Vlad.”

Oh well. Move on – nothing new to see here.


Off The Terrace

Sunday, November 12th, 2017

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