Archive for November 6th, 2017

LOCK HIM UP!

Monday, November 6th, 2017

Just More Of Asswipe’s Lies:

Monday, November 6th, 2017

Reagan Economist Says Trump's Tax Cuts Won't Help Economy

Ronald Reagan’s economist wants you to know Trump’s tax plan is bullsh*t

Posted by NowThis Politics on Thursday, November 2, 2017

November 6, 2017

Monday, November 6th, 2017

After yesterday’s horrific tragedy in a Texas church, President Asswipe told the Prime Minister of Japan that the problem wasn’t ‘guns,’ it was ‘mental illness.’

He’s right. America is fucking crazy if it doesn’t put even the most minor restrictions (like banning bump stocks) on legal assault weapons.

You Can’t Arrest Me, You’re Not A Virgin!

Monday, November 6th, 2017

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The Christian Science Monitor:

“It’s not easy becoming an Indonesian policewomen. Among the requirements: applicants must be 17.5 to 22 years old, high school graduates, unmarried, God-fearing, at least 65 inches tall – and they must be virgins.

That’s according to a Human Rights Watch report that reveals that the Indonesian government subjects female applicants for Indonesia’s National Police to “discriminatory and degrading” “virginity tests,” a requirement clearly spelled out on the national police jobs website.”  Read more:  http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2014/

“God Made Me Drop It!”

Monday, November 6th, 2017

In 2010, Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson blamed God for dropping a game-winning touchdown in a 19-16 overtime loss to the Pittsburgh Steeler.  I didn’t even know God watched the Bills!

On his post-game Twitter page, Johnson ranted:

“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!!”

This is the type of thing that happens when you give too much money to basic street trash who happen to be athletically-gifted.

I don’t think God will be coming back to the Bill’s stadium anyway despite fans shouting his name. Often when the team blows an easy catch or whiffs a simple field goal, 50,000 of them jump up and scream, “JESUS CHRIST!”