Archive for November 2nd, 2017

Monkey Girl Sold To Brothel For A Parrot

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017

Still able to quickly climb trees at 62, Ms. Chapman also may have an aunt who’s a leopard.

Marina Chapman had a colorful childhood. She was kidnapped when she was five and then dumped in the Columbian jungle.  Quickly adopted by a group of carablanca monkeys, she learned how to find and eat berries, bananas, roots, and even mice.

Whew.  After a few years, Ms. Chapman was kidnapped again – this time by hunters – and sold to a brothel for a parrot.  She escaped and  lived many years on the streets of Columbian cities. Finally she was adopted by a family who begged her to write her memoirs.  They said she could make some big bananas if the book was successful because the lady has quite a tale.

Wrong Button, Nitwit

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017


Technologically inept:

My “Safe Word” Is …

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017

Bound To Please

Thursday, November 2nd, 2017

Maniacs and murderers have given BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, and Masochism) a bad name. Although I’m not a devotee, I know people who are. So do you – they’re just not telling you about it.

There seems to be a growing trend in alternative sex practices among married people and those who are not.  Their “limits” are sane, safe, consensual, adult sex. There’s usually a ‘dominant’ and a ‘submissive’ in these role plays. If you’re not role-playing, you’ve probably got some real problems.

Submissives get their own ‘safe’ words. Think of it as an automatic stop button.  This word, which should be totally out of context, is called when the submissive has reached the point of all she or he can endure.  I don’t think masochists use safe words.

It must be very awkward if the submissive forgets her special word and the spankings (or whatever) continues.  I guess you can say, in that case, she’s fucked.