Archive for October 30th, 2017

trumpass Needs A Checkers Speech

Monday, October 30th, 2017

Last Halloween

Monday, October 30th, 2017

Do you live in the past?

This Halloween, Old Mr. Peanut . . .

Monday, October 30th, 2017

Is Going As A Drunken Raisin.

“Gin soaked raisins, an ancient folk remedy for relieving arthritic pain, have been improved by the development of the DrunkenRaisin for both flavor and possible anti-inflammatory effect.  Arthritis pain caused by inflammation has long been reported to experience relief by eating 8-9 gin soaked raisins each day.  By adding honey and high quality imported cinnamon, DrunkenRaisinshas raised the bar for effective relief.

Alleviating pesky and painful arthritis discomfort has never tasted better! DrunkenRaisins is happy to provide our customers with gin soaked raisins to help reduce the discomfort associated with arthritis.”

“I Want To Volunteer For The Trump Campaign!”

Monday, October 30th, 2017

“Do you want me to register voters – hand out flyers – or become one of Mr. Trump’s national security advisors?”

Today, “Lying-Whore” Sara Sanders said George Papadopolous was “just a campaign volunteer.”