Archive for October 13th, 2017

“Nobody Appreciates What I’ve Done …

Friday, October 13th, 2017

… for Puerto Rico!!”

Don’t Do Drugs, Kids

Friday, October 13th, 2017

Saturday Funnies Tomorrow!

Friday, October 13th, 2017

Told ya, Mrs. Erdag!

Sorry To Inconvenience You Kids

Friday, October 13th, 2017

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In my city, over 50% of the students who begin high school do not graduate.  I don’t think letting them sleep longer in the morning will make much of a difference.

“Your teenager wants to sleep later and now his doctor agrees. Middle and high school students shouldn’t have to start school until 8:30 in the morning or later, the American Academy of Pediatrics says.

“The research is clear that adolescents who get enough sleep have a reduced risk of being overweight or suffering depression, are less likely to be involved in automobile accidents, and have better grades, higher standardized test scores and an overall better quality of life,” says Dr. Judith Owens, director of sleep medicine at Children’s National Medical Center in Washington, who led the team that wrote the group’s policy statement on the issue.

Studies have shown that delaying early school start times is one key factor that can help adolescents get the sleep they need to grow and learn.”

I have a wild idea!  Why don’t they go to bed earlier?  GENIUS!

Read more: http://www.nbcnews.com/health/

ASSWIPE SABOTAGES OBAMACARE

Friday, October 13th, 2017

Effective immediately, federal funding to help finance Obmacare will be cut by an Executive Order from President Asswipe. It’s estimated that millions of Americans, especially low-income and Senior citizens, will be hurt the most by the action.

The best news?  Those hurt by the move come from blue-collar, lower-income, older Americans which are a significant part of the orange-turd’s “base.” Surprise yahoos!

READ MORE: https://news.google.com/

(And that’s measured by his small hand.)