Archive for September 27th, 2017

Right-Wing Wacko Wins Alabama Primary

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

Last night, Roy Moore won the Republican primary in Alabama for Jeff Session’s old Senate seat.  Of course this is Alabama whose state motto is, “Thank God for Mississippi!”

Creepy Commercials

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

Creepiest TV Commercials:


How Are Those Tax Returns Coming, Asswipe?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

Unforgettable Fashion Statements

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017


Wendy O. Williams, with whom I went to High School in Webster, New York (She broke more than hearts!)




Taste That Beats The Others Warm

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

India is the world’s largest democracy. Indians don’t eat what Westerners eat (beef) – and we don’t drink what some Indians drink: a soft drink made from cow urine. Cows are sacred and honored in India even, apparently, their liquid waste fluids.

This bovine brew is being developed by the Cow Protection Department of the RSS, India’s largest and oldest Hindu nationalist group. (See what happens when unions get out of control?) Hindus have been pushing the health benefits of drinking Bossie’s “other wet drink” for thousands of years.

Om Prakash, the head of CPD, said the drink – called “gau jal,” or “cow water” – in Sanskrit – “won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too. It will not be carbonated and it will be devoid of any toxins.” Right.

Now, I’m no expert on cow piss but I would guess the whole thing is pretty toxic and if you take out the toxins, really – what’s the point? Well, of course, there’s another point – Hindus believe their country is going to hell because of Western cultural influences best symbolized by Coca Cola. And gau jal just might be what the yogi ordered to stem the flow (so to speak).

I think the whole thing is udderly ridiculous – but what a pisser! And if you want to try it?  Urine good company.

Indians who drink cow urine: