Archive for September 25th, 2017

September 25, 2017

Monday, September 25th, 2017

Frank is not distracted.
Mueller’s Russian investigation is getting closer and closer to Asswipe. Asswipe wants you to argue about football protests instead of thinking about indictments and his failing Presidency.
But Frank is not distracted.
Be more like Frank.

 

Squirrel Jumps On Field – Scores Touchdown!

Monday, September 25th, 2017

I Napped Through The Rapture Saturday

Monday, September 25th, 2017

Rapture 2017:  https://www.google.com/

Getting Closer

Monday, September 25th, 2017

trumpass & Putin: https://news.google.com/

GIRL To GORILLA

Monday, September 25th, 2017

“Basha the Jungle Girl” was the ultimate carnival hustle. Now you KNOW they can’t turn a girl into a gorilla –  so it wasn’t a question of IF they were  going to scam you – it was just a question of HOW?

A bunch of us high school kids stood near the tent opening  wondering whether it was worth a buck to see the Basha transformation.

Suddenly there was a loud explosion in the tent and about thirty people ran screaming and laughing out of the conveniently-opened  side flap.  “Go in, go, hurry!” they said, “It’s unbelievable!” We could hardly wait to push our sweaty dollars into the ticket taker’s hands.  The tickets only had two words printed on them, “No Refunds.”

Once inside the hot, pitch black tent with another thirty “customers”, a dim red light started to glow on the small stage. It highlighted a woman who was either highly agitated and pulling out her hair – or giving herself a shampoo. You could barely see a thing so, of course, the crowd pushed closer and closer to get a dollar’s worth of thrill.

The woman quietly moaned as jungle music started to play. Then, BANG! – a loud explosion! – a lot of screams, a bright spotlight in our eyes – and then this goofy, growling guy in a cheap gorilla suit ran right into the crowd!  Everyone started running through the open tent flap, laughing and screaming as we went and telling the people outside “Oh, yes! you HAVE to see this!”

I never had so much fun for a dollar in my life!

 

And God Created Bombardier Beetles

Monday, September 25th, 2017

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Bombardier beetles are natures’ most sophisticated, ultra high-tech, killing machines. They have 2- separate reservoirs in their anterior containing the reactant chemical compounds hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide.

For defense or prey, the beetle contracts muscles that force the two reactants into a mixing chamber containing catalytic enzymes. Combined, the reactants undergo a violent exothermic chemical reaction raising the temperature to the boiling point of water and then shoot out with deadly accuracy.

When discussing ‘creationism vs. evolution,’ the bombardier beetle if often cited by both sides as an example to support their arguments of intelligent design.

Creationists say, “Who but an all powerful God could create an insect with such a complex system of defense in 6000-years?”

To which evolutionists say, “You’re asking us to believe some ghost in the sky labored over the design of millions of bugs based on a collection of symbolic stories told over 2000 years ago?”

When the loud discussion gets to this point, it’s best to walk into the next room and pet the cat.

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