Archive for September 18th, 2017

Just A Piece Of Beef

Monday, September 18th, 2017

I have large calves.  I was born this way.  When pushed, I sometimes say, “I don’t have calves – I have cows.”

Years ago, a woman friend asked to take a picture of them – REALLY!  I suspect a lot of alcohol was involved that day.

To avoid disappointment, I once thought to have this tattooed on one:

Have You Ever Met My Little …

Monday, September 18th, 2017


Best movie sidekicks:

“Do Not Attempt A Self-Appendectomy”

Monday, September 18th, 2017

Although this is an obvious parody for most of us, National Car Rental felt compelled to include the following warning for trump yahoos who hate Obamacare:

Patron Saint Of ‘Lost Things’ Fired

Monday, September 18th, 2017


Patron Saint of Lost Things:

Thank you: