Archive for August 4th, 2017

trumpshit: “I’m A Hard Worker! I Love Work!”

Friday, August 4th, 2017

Number of days he’s taken for vacation out of 197 and today he starts another 17.  He also watches hours and hours of TV a day.

This Morning’s Clouds Flatlined

Friday, August 4th, 2017

More terrace pictures:

My Friend Curt Is Feeling Better!

Friday, August 4th, 2017

West Virginia Billy Bob Rally

Friday, August 4th, 2017

Running Around Payback

Friday, August 4th, 2017

Mr. Mona Lisa

Friday, August 4th, 2017

A few years ago, Italian art-mystery researchers said the model for the Mona Lisa was a man.

Say what?

That’s right.  The Italian National Committee for Cultural Heritage said the artist’s male apprentice and lover was the main inspiration for the painting. The claim was immediately disputed by experts in the Louvre in Paris.

“Salai” Giacomo Caprotti worked with da Vinci for 25 years as an apprentice and model.  It now seems he may have had some other duties.

The Committee said comparisons between Mona Lisa’s nose and mouth reveal striking similarities to da Vinci’s other works.  Also, the artist is said to have painted ‘L’ and ‘S’ (Leonardo and Salai) into the eyes of the world famous picture like a love-crazed junior high kid.

True?  Who knows?

The most common Mona legend says the model is a young, Florence woman who is “smiling” because she is pregnant.  Another contends she is “smiling” – because she is not.

Was the model for Mona Lisa a man?

Missing Link Discovered? Adam & Eve Sue

Friday, August 4th, 2017

Adam & Eve Family Threatens Lawsuit

(ETHIOPIA) 47-million year old quirki twerkylios nicknamed “Cutie” (from the initials QT) may end forever the eternal debate of creation vs. evolution in religion and science. The fossilized skeleton was discovered under a rock piano deep inside an ancient dive, a bone-like cigar still in her mouth.

Immediately descendants of Adam and Eve promised legal action against the anthropologists for “misrepresentation,” and “using pseudo science to curtail our freedom of pseudo-religion.”

I’m so tired of hearing the eternal debate over ‘evolution vs. creationism,’ I’m about to go to the zoo and boo the monkeys.  Really – WTF cares?

When I was in the 5th or 6th grade, I tried to derail the boring religious education class we were forced to attend with a discussion about evolution.  The nun stopped me mid-sentence …

“Look, we (I assume she meant Catholics) don’t care if life was from something that crawled out of the slime or some monkey’s uncle.  Whatever it was, God started life – and that’s all there is to that.”

Missing link discovered?