Archive for August 1st, 2017

Older Cats Make Better Lovers!

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

My Cat, Tuesday, is 18-years old and I’m 67.

Eating Better Than Mooch’s Bannon-Suggestion

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

The Male Penis (The BEST Kind)

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017




Junk? JUNK!?! The phrase above was made popular by a sniveling guy who was afraid of being manhandled by airport security inspectors. He has SUCH a limited vocabulary! Most of us are content with ‘penis’ (don’t you love the term ‘male penis’ – like there may be alternatives?).  Of course we’ve heard ‘cock’, ‘prick’, and ‘boner’ most of our lives – but there are so many more creative names.  Consider:

Trouser Sword, Pennis the Menace. Zipper Ripper, Skin Flute, Twinkie (creamy filling), Abdullah (the Tent Maker), Johnson, The Hole Package, Your Happenis, Kaptain Kielbasa, Chief of Staff, Pope John Pole III, Joystick, Thor’s Hammer, King Leer, Schtupper, Niagara Balls, Torpedo, Submarine, McThunderstick, The Slim Reaper, Jack Kerouwacker, schlong, Pole, Shaft, Rod, Pecker, Prick, Dick, Peter, Sperm Spitter, Sausage, Wang, Dong, Fuck Stick, Meat hook, Banana, One-Eyed Snake, Peener, Weenie, Tally-Whacker, One-Eyed Anaconda, Yogurt Cannon, Wrinkle Stick, One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, Penis Maximus, Cocktail Frank, Rumple Foreskin, Purple Helmet Warrior, Stiffy, Trouser Snake, Captain Winky, Woody, Mister Happy, Heat-seaking Moisture Missile, Hot-dog, One-Eyed Jack, Midnight Meat Train . . .

And so many more:


The “Willie-Warmer”

Without Comment

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017

Phallic Fear:

Thou Shall Knot

Tuesday, August 1st, 2017




Thous Shalt Knot