Archive for July, 2017

Who’s The Stiff In The Case?

Sunday, July 30th, 2017


Although halting the wedding so soon before Valentines Day was decidedly unromantic, the Charles Manson marriage was called off two years ago.  Manson, 81, found out that his fiance, Afton Elaine Burton, 27, was going to put his corpse on display after she legally became his wife. Ms. Burton believed the Lenin-Under-Glass-like tomb attraction would draw a huge number of visitors. I think she’s right.

Is that really Lenin’s body?

Afton Elaine Burton


It Never Gets Old, Brad

Saturday, July 29th, 2017


Saturday Funnies

Saturday, July 29th, 2017
Thanks, Annabelle

Didn’t Make The Cut For Saturday Funnies:

Friday, July 28th, 2017

President Asswipe Shakes Up Cabinet

Friday, July 28th, 2017

“No Experience But He Talks The trumpass Talk”

“Fuck dese fucks!” says Joey of his critics.

‘Long Island Lolita’ Approves:

Once In Love With Amy

Ghost Of Spicy Haunts ‘The Mooch’

Thursday, July 27th, 2017

Scaramuchi’s garbage mouth:

Canada Is Just Sooo Cool!

Thursday, July 27th, 2017

July 27, 2017

Thursday, July 27th, 2017

President Asswipe’s trumpets are p-i-s-s-e-d! AG Sessions is being humiliated like a college-educated stepchild and they don’t like it. So trumpass is sacrificing transgender soldiers to quence his yahoo’s blood-thirst and show them he’s still a good ol’ boy.

It’s a desperate gasp-and-grab by a bloated, drowning President. Couldn’t happen to a nicer nitwit.

To Pee Or Not To Pee

Thursday, July 27th, 2017

Pictures and sounds of running water act as stimuli  to urinate for many people. In the early 1970s, one New York City hospital gave patients a tape recorder with headphones playing a 30-minute tape of water sounds to help their bathroom experience. Named the “audio catheter,” it made a real splash with the patients and became a huge success.

Does running water cause people to pee?

donnie knows how to:

Boy Scouts (And Everyone): Be Prepared!

Thursday, July 27th, 2017

Plans are also being made to target in non-violent ways trumpass properties like hotels and golf courses.