Archive for July 23rd, 2017

Trying To Learn Patience

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

Internet connection problems.  Be back ASAP.

 

Testing–If I were to launch a new line of adult products, I’d name it ‘Ivanka’ and manufacture it in China————-testing

{Renee-is this thing on?  What hath dog rot? What’s the frequency, Kenneth?}………………………………………………………………

July 23, 2017

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

I’m glad Spicey is gone. He’s like a constipated, failed, Amway salesman who was really hoping to be an astronaut.

This new guy is a slick, New York Italian who understands you’ve got to kiss the president’s ass to reassure his small-hands ego. Let’s see how he does.

Me, Me, Me

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

Oh, that’s enough about me – let’s talk about you.  What do you think of me?

The Me Generation:  https://www.google.com/

Teenage Caveman (1958)

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

DED

TRAILER:  https://www.youtube.com/

‘Teenage Caveman’ (Google)  https://www.google.com/

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Remote-Control Penis

Sunday, July 23rd, 2017

My gal-pal showed me this picture of an artificial penis. I have no idea why.

During a brief operation, the device is inserted into a non-working penile appendage. The pump on the right is repeatedly pushed through the scrotum to get the desired erection selection.  Now, don’t be dumb here.  “Little Johnny” is not going to grow into a John Holmes supercock no matter how many times you toodle your testes.  You just get what you had.  And I have no idea why there are two tubes pictured although the idea of having two penises is fascinating.

“Great,” I said, “but doesn’t pumping the tire kind of take away from the romance of the moment?” She rolled her eyes as I continued. “With today’s technology wouldn’t it be better to push a button on a remote for takeoff  – and then casually turn over and push another button for landing – so to speak?”

Thoughtful silence.

“I have a better idea,” she said, “What if the on-off switch was in a Clapper?  We’d have to change the name, of course – but besides that, it’s a great idea! Clap on – erection.  Clap off – over and out.”

I have to admit, I thought about it.

“Wait a minute, “ I said. “The Clapper won’t know who’s clapping.  The woman might clap and everything would go down.”

My friend smiled and silently nodded her head.

Penile implants (before and after): https://www.google.com/

The plural of penis is penises, penes, or penii.