Archive for July 4th, 2017

No Ketchup On Hot Dogs If You’re Older Than 8

Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

The National Hot Dog & Sausage Council takes its hot dogs very seriously. It says hot dogs are ‘America’s Sacred Food.’ Whew! This link will take you to “Hot Dog Etiquette.”  And God, whatever you do, DON’T BRING WINE TO A HOT DOG BARBEQUE!


Definitely NO.

Do Not Celebrate The 4th Of July …

Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

… like John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, the only US Presidents who were signers of the Declaration of Independence.  Each died on July 4, 1826 – the 50th Anniversary of the signing.

England: Would You Take US Back?

Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

Thanks, Quinn


Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

Rude Food: Penis Pasta – Always Al Dente

Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

Penis Pasta:

July 4, 2017

Tuesday, July 4th, 2017

Putin is going to grind up Asswipe like hamburger.  When they meet, the Russian will be clever enough to make him think he did well. Then we’ll all have to hear trumpass brag what a tremendous President he is (as Vlad snickers.) 

The worst? The yahoos will believe it.