Archive for July 3rd, 2017

Christie Enjoying The Sun On A Beach He Closed

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

Christie Beached:  https://news.google.com/

STUFF IT, SARAH!

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

How Could They Ever Find This Peeping Tom?

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

peep

Are peeping toms dangerous?  https://www.google.com/

Americans: How Many States Does Canada Have?

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

Can you tell where the US/Canada border is?

Americans don’t know anything about Canada, eh?  Seriously, when was the last time we even thought about Canadian politics (are there any Canadian politics?) or it’s food. Canadian food is made with three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup – and two kinds of bread: white or brown. The national dish is poutine, eh?

Our Northern neighbor is as foreign to Americans as Zambia.  And the Canadians prefer it that way.

Not one American in 100 can name it’s capitol (no, it’s not Montreal or Toronto,) its largest television network, nor its form of government. Once, in a group of friends playing pool in Toronto, one dolt buddy asked, “Does this machine take Canadian quarters?”

The funny thing is Americans love Canadians – we just don’t know anything about them.  When we talk about “closing our border,” we’re certainly not talking about our Northern border(although since trumpass was elected, they’re talking about building a wall to protect them against US!)

Maybe we like Canadians so much because  they seem almost like Americans except slimmer, quieter, more polite, cleaner, less violent, and they don’t think the universe revolves around their country.  Canada is about the size of America but only has 10% of the population.  Of course I have no idea why.

The 2nd Monday in October is Thanksgiving Day in Canada.  I don’t know what that’s aboot but maybe it’s a traditional feast celebrating the harvest.  Or the anniversary of the day they gave landing rights to those huge mosquitos.

Canadian Centerfold

New CenterfoldShe’s 150-years old: https://en.wikipedia.org/

One of my first posts in 2008 was “Cats and Canadians” – about a riot in Canada.  It’s a little long but I think you might enjoy it. You can read it here.

Oh, Canada

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

“Lefty” says …

Monday, July 3rd, 2017

Fireworks Safety: https://www.google.com/