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Flake Don’t ‘Bate!

Friday, May 26th, 2017



In the late 1800s, two brothers, Dr. John and “WK” Kellogg ran a health sanitarium in Battle Creek, Michigan. Both brothers were fanatically religious – embracing the most extreme tenents of Seventh-Day Adventists who believed a strict, literal version of the Bible.


Adventists believed that pure bodies were “temples” and forbade the use of caffeine, alcohol, nicotine, and meat products. These beliefs also resulted in treating patients with medical “alternatives” including cold-water baths, electric-current therapy, and continuous enemas.


Dr. John was the flakier of the 2-brothers. He was so fanatically anti-sexual, he never consummated his own marriage.  Although Dr. John thought all sex was bad he reserved his greatest hatred for masturbation.

“Neither plague, nor war, nor small-pox,” he bellowed, “have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism.”  Yikes!


Kellogg believed that eating bland food curbed sexual desire.  For that reason, he fed his patients a lot of cereal.  (I suspect food costs may have affected this decision.)  At any rate, he experimented with different cereals and eventually came up with Corn Flakes. The problem was they tasted like cardboard without the addition of sugar which he refused to add.

WK Kellogg had no anti-sugar hangups and purchased the Corn Flake rights from his brother.  The rest, as they say, is history.


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Friday, May 26th, 2017


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Cyndi Lauper’s Tribute To Masturbation (1984)

Friday, May 26th, 2017

(You may notice she goes blind in the end.)

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